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To ensure that our customers receive the best possible service, we have implemented an online ordering system. This allows for fast and efficient service, making it easy to enjoy our delicious food.
To ensure that our customers receive the best possible service, we have implemented an online ordering system. This allows for fast and efficient service, making it easy to enjoy our delicious food.
Whether you're celebrating a milestone, hosting a corporate event, or just gathering with friends, our restaurant is the perfect setting.
Patchogue book a partyOakdale book a partyLake Grove book a partyOur catering menu features a variety of dishes, expertly crafted by our team of skilled chefs, that are sure to leave a lasting impression on your guests and make your event a success.
Welcome to the Village Idiot!
We've got three locations for everyone. Sports fans can catch games on our many TVs while enjoying cold beers, and families can have a great meal together away from home. Kids under 12 eat free Mon-Thurs, 3-7pm - you can’t beat that! Friends can party with live music, while foodies will love our rotating menu and awesome deals. On weekends, our DJs spin the latest hits that keep the energy high. Our fun staff will take care of you and make sure you’re having a great time.
Don’t be an idiot, come to the Idiot!
Check out our three locations when you are in the area!
Village Idiot Patchogue 8 E Main St, Patchogue, NY
Village Idiot Irish Pub 1487 Montauk Hwy, Oakdale, NY
Village Idiot Lake Grove 2811 Middle Country Rd, Lake Grove, NY
It was a great experience and the food was good. The staff is attentive and love the ambiance.
Great brunch spot with friendly staff and fast service. Idiot's platter gives you the taste of everything including the amazing pancakes. Food so good, you will be coming back over and over again.
Prime rib panini no onion no Horseradish is my sandwich. It is amazing. Make sure you get that next time.
Very good, love the food and great beer selection. Nice cozy atmosphere. New beer on tap about once a month...
Great food Awesome waitress, been a while since I've been here Don't understand how,Definitely will be back soon !