Oakdale Menu
*Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions • (V) Vegetarian | (GF) Gluten-Free
Appetizers
Disco Fries
$9.00
Crinkle-cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy
Mini Chicken Tacos
$10.00
Served with sides of sour cream & salsa, topped with cheddar jack cheese
Chicken Fingers
$11.00
Served with honey mustard | Add Buffalo Sauce +$1.00
Sweet Jesus Fries
$11.00
Sweet potato fries drizzled with house-made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans
Bodacious Tot-Tots
$12.00
Tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese chopped bacon & fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dressing, served with a side of sour cream
Mac-n-Cheese Wedges
$13.00
Three 5-cheese blend macaroni wedges, mixed with bacon, breaded & deep fried, served with ranch dressing
Mrs. Carone’s VIP Meatballs
$16.00
Pork and ground beef meatballs, deep fried & served with marinara sauce (3)
Nachos Locos
$14.00
Nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili | Add Chicken For +$3.00 | Add Pulled Pork for +$4.00
Vintage Mac N Cheese
$17.00
Parmesan & Monterey jack bechamel | Buffalo Style +$2.00
Stoopid Sampler
$19.00
Wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with the appropriate dipping sauces
*Cajun Seared Tuna (H)
$17.00
Cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle | H = Healthier Option
Onion Ring Tower
$11.00
Served with Chipotle mayo
Mozzarella Sticks
$10.00
Parmesan dusted with a side of house-made marinara
Fried Pickle Chips
$10.00
Tempura battered pickle chips served with Honey Mustard or Ranch
Quesadilla
$11.00/+
Bacon, cheddar, and Monterey Jack in a crispy tortilla with salsa, pico de gallo, & sour cream | Cheese $11.00 | Chicken $14.00 | *Steak or Shrimp $16.00 | Lobster $18.00 | (GF - in a gluten-free wrap)
Veggie Quesadilla (GF, V, H)
$14.00
Broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & melted cheddar cheese, served in a gluten-free tortilla with salsa, sour cream, and pico de gallo | H = Healthier Option
Buffalo Chicken Dip
$17.00
Shredded chicken, a blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl. Served with celery, carrots, and house-made tortilla chips
Jumbo Hot Pretzel
$10.00
Served with mustard | Add Nacho Cheese +$1.00
Celtic Egg Rolls
$14.00
Egg rolls filled with fresh roasted turkey & house-made stuffing with a maple honey glaze & house made gravy
Irish Balls
$14.00
Corned beef, Swiss cheese, and sauerkraut rolled into balls, breaded & fried, served with spicy mustard
*Marinated Steak Tidbits
$20.00
Marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, with toasted garlic crostinis | (GF - without crostini)
Salads
Dressings: Italian • Blue Cheese • Blue Cheese Vinaigrette • Cilantro Lime Vinaigrette • Balsamic Vinaigrette • Caesar • Fat-Free Raspberry Vinaigrette • Ranch • Thousand Island • Honey Mustard | Extra Side of (2 oz.) Dressing +$1.00 | Add to any salad: Chicken +$3.00 | *Steak or Shrimp +$5.00 | *Seared Tuna +$8.00
Garden Salad (GF)
$11.00
Romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber, & red onion
Cobb Salad (GF)
$15.00
Romaine lettuce, hard-boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles, & apple slices
Caesar Salad
$13.00
Romaine lettuce, creamy Caesar dressing, croutons, and parmesan | (GF - without croutons)
The G.O.A.T. (GF)
$17.00
Mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes, and pecans, Topped with grilled chicken | Substitute *Steak or Shrimp +$3.00 | (Greatest of all time)
Bistro Salad (GF)
$16.00
Mesclun greens, fresh mozzarella, and roasted red peppers drizzled with balsamic glaze Topped with grilled chicken | Substitute *Steak or Shrimp +$3.00
Southwest Salad
$17.00
Romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion, and cheddar cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cilantro lime vinaigrette, topped with cajun chicken | Substitute *Steak or Shrimp +$3.00
Soups
Make it a Bread Bowl +$3.00
Soup of the Day
$7.00/+
Cup $7.00 | Bowl $9.00
Loaded Potato
$7.00/+
Cup $7.00 | Bowl $9.00
French Onion Soup
$9.00
Chicken Noodle
$6.00/+
Cup $6.00 | Bowl $8.00
Lobster Bisque
$9.00/+
Cup $9.00 | Bowl $11.00
Chili
$10.00
Our Famous Jumbo Wings
Our Famous Jumbo Wings
$14.00/+
Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery | Available in orders of: (8) $14.00 | (12) $17.00 | (25) $30.00 | Additional 2 oz. Blue Cheese +$1.00 | Carrots & Celery +$1.50 | Available in: Trademark Buffalo, Honey BBQ, Garlic & Parmesan, Teriyaki, Johnny Black BBQ, Honey Sriracha (S), Peppercorn Plunge, Firecracker – sweet hot chili sauce, Dry Rub, Atomic – if you dare (S), V.I.I.P. – cajun spice & fire grilled, Sweet Bayou – sweet red pepper, St. Looie – spicy BBQ (S)
Boneless Idiot Bits
$15.00
Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured & Fried, or Grilled & tossed in your choice of wing sauce, served with blue cheese dressing, carrots & celery
Stoopid Sliders
3 Sliders Per Order. Served with Crinkle Cut Fries or House Made Potato Chips | Substitute Any Side Starting at +$2.00
Three Stooges Sliders
$17.00
Mini burgers served with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, and thousand island dressing on mini pretzel rolls
BBQ Chicken Sliders
$17.00
Shredded BBQ chicken, topped with thinly sliced pickle chips on mini martin potato rolls
Meatloaf Sliders
$18.00
House-made meatloaf, topped with frazzled onions on mini martin potato rolls with gravy
Lobster Roll Sliders
$19.00
House-made lobster salad on toasted mini martin potato rolls
V.I.I.P. Sliders
$19.00
Filet mignon sliders topped with provolone, fresh arugula, & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
Flatbreads
The Prosciutto
$17.00
Topped with arugula, crumbled goat cheese, sliced apples, prosciutto & walnuts, drizzled with balsamic glaze
The Buffalo
$14.00
Topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & mozzarella, drizzled with ranch dressing
The Greek (V)
$12.00
Topped with Greek salad | Add chicken $3.00
Wraps & Paninis
All Wraps & Paninis are served with a choice of Crinkle Cut Fries or House Made Potato Chips | Substitute Any Side Starting at +$2.00 | Wrap options: White, Whole Wheat, Spinach & Herb, or Gluten Free
El Diablo Wrap (S)
$17.00
Grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce | (GF in a gluten-free wrap)
Oh-Hell-thy Chicken Wrap
$17.00
Lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon, & provolone cheese with ranch dressing | (GF in a gluten-free wrap)
Grilled Chicken Panini (H)
$17.00
Grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto | H = Healthier Option
Roasted Veggie Panini (V, H)
$17.00
Roasted eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, onions, tomato, & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze | H = Healthier Option
*Marinated Prime Panini
$20.00
Marinated sliced prime rib, sautéed onions, melted provolone cheese with spicy horseradish mayo
*Ahi Tuna Wrap (H)
$20.00
Grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle | H = Healthier Option | (GF in a gluten-free wrap)
Cajun Shrimp Wrap (H)
$18.00
Grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo, & chipotle mayo | H = Healthier Option | (GF in a gluten-free wrap)
Chicken Caesar Wrap (H)
$16.00
Grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, parmesan cheese & caesar dressing | H = Healthier Option | (GF in a gluten-free wrap)
Buffalo Soldier Wrap
$16.00
Fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato, and blue cheese dressing
Healthy Italian Wrap (H)
$16.00
Grilled chicken, arugula, sun-dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella | H = Healthier Option | (GF in a gluten-free wrap)
Tacos
3 Tacos. Served with a side of tortilla chips, salsa and sour cream
Pulled Pork
$17.00
Topped with cheddar cheese and southwest slaw
*Ahi Tuna (H)
$21.00
Topped with cabbage, radishes, and cilantro, drizzled with wasabi mayo | H = Healthier Option
Chipotle Shrimp
$18.00
Topped with mango salsa
Beef’d Up
$19.00
Seasoned ground beef, shredded lettuce, cheddar jack cheese, pico de gallo & cilantro lime vinaigrette
Signature Dishes
Shepherd's Pie
$18.00
A mixture of ground beef, peas, carrots, & onions, topped with mashed potatoes, served in a steaming hot casserole dish
Jazzy Jambalaya (GF)
$20.00
Cajun-style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice
Oh My Cod
$18.00
Icelandic filet of cod, ale battered & golden fried, served with seasoned house-made potato chips and tartar sauce for dipping
Mrs. C’s Chicken Cutlet
$20.00
Coated in specially seasoned breadcrumbs & deep fried, served with choice of side | Parmesan Style with choice of pasta $23.00
Mom’s Meatloaf
$22.00
Served with mashed potatoes & gravy
Sandwiches
All Sandwiches are served with a choice of Crinkle Cut Fries or House Made Potato Chips | Substitute Any Side Starting at +$2.00
*Filet McMuff
$22.00
Marinated petite filet mignon, sautéed mushrooms, onions, & melted swiss cheese on an English muffin
American Chicken Sandwich
$16.00
Breaded & fried chicken cutlet with American cheese and bacon on a pretzel roll | On a hero add +$4.00
Sweet Chicky Sandwich
$16.00
Grilled seasoned chicken, swiss cheese, bacon, & crispy onions topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll
It's the Sh*t Sandwich
$19.00
Pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
*Sliced Steak Sandwich
$21.00
Marinated & cooked to your liking, served with crispy frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
$13.00/+
Classic $13.00 | With Bacon $15.00 | With Bacon & Tomato $16.00
Turkey Club
$17.00
Turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
Groovin Reuben
$19.00
Corned beef, melted Swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye
Philly Cheese Steak
$19.00
Sliced roast beef, sautéed onions & peppers, melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero
Moe
$18.00
Hot roast beef & melted mozzarella with gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero
Larry Po' Boy
$19.00
Grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapeños, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
Curly
$17.00
Grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero | Add Buffalo Sauce $1
Classic BLT
$14.00
Lettuce, tomato, and crispy bacon served on Texas toast
Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich
$18.00
Panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero
Sides
Rice
$4.00
Cole Slaw
$4.00
Tater Tots
$7.00
Onion Rings
$5.00
Sautéed Veggies
$6.00
Mac n' Cheese
$6.00
Waffle Fries
$6.00
Loaded Tater Tots
$8.00
Sweet Potato Fries
$7.00
Mashed Potatoes
$7.00
With a side of gravy
Brunch Sundays 9am-3pm | Add Bottomless Mimosas, Bloody Marys & Sangria to any brunch item for $30 (2-hour limit)
Omelettes
Served with home fries and toast | Add $2 for Egg Whites
Greek
$13.00
Spinach, feta cheese & onions
Mexi
$15.00
Avocado, tomato, jalapeño & pepper jack cheese, topped with salsa
Skinny Chicky
$16.00
Three egg whites stuffed with grilled chicken, avocado & choice of cheese
Build Your Own Omelette
Build Your Own Omelette
$14.00
Choice of 3 Ingredients - American, Swiss, Feta, Provolone, Cheddar Jack, Mozzarella, Mushrooms, Onions, Jalapeños, Black Beans, Peppers, Tomato, Ham, Applewood Smoked Bacon, Sausage or Canadian Bacon | Avocado or Spinach +$3, Shrimp, *Steak or Crab +$5, Egg Whites +$2, Chicken or Turkey Bacon +$3
The Benedicts
Poached eggs with hollandaise sauce, served on an open-faced English muffin with home fries
*The Original
$13.00
Served with Canadian bacon
*The Mcfee
$15.00
House-made corned beef hash
*The Pincher
$17.00
House-made crab cakes
Platters & Bowls
*Idiot Platter
$17.00
Three eggs, ham, bacon, sausage links, 2 pancakes, home fries & toast
*Steak & Eggs
$18.00
Cooked to your liking, served with home fries & toast
Avocado Toast
$16.00
Fresh avocado spread onto toasted rye bread, drizzled with EVOO & sprinkled with black pepper, served with home fries | Add 2 *eggs $3, add 2 egg whites $4
Acai Bowl
$13.00
Acai pureed with strawberries, banana & a splash of almond milk, served with granola, fresh blueberries, sliced strawberries & banana, topped with shredded coconut & honey drizzle
*Build Your Own Platter or Bowl
$13.00
Two eggs, home fries, toast, and your choice of one: applewood smoked bacon, sausage links, ham, or Canadian bacon | Egg Whites $2 | Avocado or Turkey Bacon $3
Sandwiches
All sandwiches served with your choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
*Sunnyside Panini
$17.00
3 eggs, ham, bacon, sausage & choice of cheese, served on freshly pressed ciabatta bread
*Bec Burger
$16.00
8 oz burger topped with bacon, your choice of cheese & two fried eggs
BLT & A
$16.00
Turkey bacon, lettuce, tomato & avocado, served on ciabatta bread with chipotle mayo
Tater Tot Grilled Cheese
$15.00/+
House-made tater tot waffle filled with American cheese, with bacon $16, with bacon & tomato $17
Batter Up
Add 2 *Eggs for $3, add Bacon, Sausage Links, or Ham for $3, add Fresh Strawberries $3
Pancakes
$10.00
Plain with butter & syrup
Chocolate Chip Pancakes
$11.00
With butter & syrup
Banana Pecan Pancakes
$12.00
With butter & syrup
Belgian Waffle
$11.00
With butter & syrup
French Toast
$11.00
Coated with vanilla, cinnamon egg wash
Cinnamon French Toast
$14.00
Cinnamon swirl buns with chocolate chips, dipped in our vanilla, cinnamon egg wash
Hangover Helpers
Chicken & Waffles
$14.00
Fluffy Belgian waffle topped with crispy chicken tenders
Mr. Lucky’s Tacos
$16.00
Three soft tortillas filled with scrambled eggs and melted cheddar jack cheese, topped with chorizo, grape tomatoes, scallions, jalapeño & grilled corn, served with home fries
Southern Biscuits
$11.00
Topped with house-made sausage gravy, served with home fries | Add 1 *Egg $1.50
Breakfast Quesadilla
$15.00
Three scrambled eggs, sautéed onions, choice of ham, bacon, or sausage links & cheese in a tortilla, topped with tomato & spicy hollandaise
South of the Border
$14.00
Three scrambled eggs with peppers, onions, jalapeño, black beans, tomato & cheddar jack cheese, served in a burrito
Sides
English Muffin
$2.00
Corn Muffin
$2.50
Ham, Bacon or Sausage Links
$3.00
Turkey Bacon
$4.00
Sauteed Spinach
$4.00
Avocado
$4.00
Corned Beef Hash
$5.00
Small Seasonal Fruit
$6.00
Grits
$4.00
Lunch & Dinner Specials
All Entrees Served with a Soup or Salad
PHILLY CHEESE STEAK EMPANADAS
$15.00
FRESHLY MADE EMPANADAS FILLED WITH SLICED STEAK, SAUTEED PEPPERS & ONIONS & SERVED WITH A SPICY WHITE CHEESE SAUCE
*STEAKHOUSE SALAD
$20.00
MESCLUN GREENS, SHREDDED CARROTS, TOMATOES, FRAZZLED ONIONS & CRUMBLED BLUE CHEESE, TOPPED WITH SLICED STEAK & SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF DRESSING
TUSCAN PANINI
$18.00
GRILLED CHICKEN TOPPED WITH ROASTED RED PEPPERS, FRESH ARUGULA, PROVOLONE CHEESE & BALSAMIC GLAZE, SERVED ON FRESHLY PRESSED CIABATTA BREAD WITH WAFFLE FRIES
*GREEK BURGER
$19.00
8OZ BURGER TOPPED WITH SPINACH, FETA CHEESE & TOMATOES, SERVED ON A PRETZEL ROLL WITH FRIES
Sunday Bottomless Brunch
Come down every Sunday starting at 9am for Bottomless Brunch! Book Your Next Event Here at the Idiot!
$15.99 Lunch Prix Fixe
Available Monday-Friday 11 am - 4 pm | Includes: cup of chicken noodle or soup of the day, small house or caesar salad. Soft drink, house wine, bud light or michelob ultra draft | Cannot be combined with any other discounts | All entrees are served with a choice of fries or our house-made potato chips | Substitute any side starting at $2
*Marinated Burger
8 oz. burger covered in our signature marinade
Turkey Club
Turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
Chicken Caesar Wrap
Grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy Caesar dressing, and parmesan cheese
Healthy Italian Wrap
Grilled chicken, arugula, sun-dried tomato pesto, and fresh mozzarella
MOE
Hot roast beef & melted mozzarella served on a toasted garlic hero with gravy or au jus
Sweet Chicky Sandwich
Grilled chicken, Swiss cheese, bacon & crispy onions topped with honey BBQ on a pretzel roll
Groovin Reuben
Corned beef, melted Swiss, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye
Mrs. C’s Chicken Cutlet
Coated in specially seasoned breadcrumbs & deep fried
Philly Cheese Steak
Sliced roast beef, sauteed onions, and peppers, melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero
Bistro Salad (GF)
Mesclun greens, fresh mozzarella, and roasted red peppers drizzled with balsamic glaze, topped with grilled chicken | Substitute *Steak or Shrimp $3
Southwest Salad (GF)
Romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion, and cheddar cheese, served with a crispy tortilla bowl with cilantro lime vinaigrette, topped with cajun chicken | Substitute *Steak or Shrimp $3
The G.O.A.T (GF)
Mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes, and pecans, topped with grilled chicken | Substitute *Steak or Shrimp $3 | (Greatest of all time)
All items are available in half or full trays
Appetizers
Fresh Vegetable Platter
Served with choice of dressing
Sliced Fresh Fruit Platter
Fresh Shrimp Cocktail
Potato Skins
Mozzarella Sticks
Crab Cakes
Baked Clams
Spinach & Artichoke Dip
Chicken Fingers
Idiot Bits
Available in all of the below flavors
Our Famous Jumbo Wings
Available in all of the below flavors
Wings Served with Choice of Sauce:
Trademark Buffalo / Teriyaki / Dry Rub / Johnny Black BBQ / Garlic & Parmesan / Firecracker Sweet Hot Chili Sauce (s) / V.I.I.P. Cajun Spice & Fire Grilled (s) / Honey BBQ / Sweet Bayou Sweet Red Pepper / Atomic (s) / Honey Sriracha / Peppercorn Plunge / St Looie Spicy BBQ (s)
Salads
Garden Salad
Greek Salad
Caesar Salad
Caesar Salad with Grilled Chicken
Caesar Salad with Shrimp*
Sides
Sausage & Peppers
Swedish Meatballs
Rice Pilaf
Grilled Vegetables
Garlic Mashed Potatoes
Oven Roasted Potatoes
Heroes
American Hero
Italian Hero
Chicken Cutlet Hero
Prepared with fresh mozzarella & roasted red peppers
Parmigiana
Chicken Parmigiana
Shrimp Parmigiana*
Eggplant Parmigiana
Pasta
Penne Ala Vodka
Baked Ziti
Meat Lasagna
Tortellini Carbonara
Fettucine Alfredo
Linguini with Clam Sauce*
Available in red or white sauce
Stuffed Shells
Rigatoni Bolognese
Rigatoni with Shrimp & Scallops*
Served with fresh spinach in a pink cream sauce
Cheese Ravioli
Served with marinara sauce
Chicken
Chicken Francaise
Chicken Marsala
Grilled Chicken
Cajun Chicken
Served in a cream sauce
Chicken Cordon Blue
Chicken & Shrimp Stir Fry*
Sautéed with peppers, onions, mushrooms & broccoli in a sesame garlic sauce
Chicken Picatta
Served with artichokes and capers in a white wine sauce
Chicken Cacciatore
Served with peppers, onions and mushrooms in a tomato sauce
Chicken with Sausage
Hot or sweet with peppers, onions & fried potatoes
Chicken Scarpariello
Sautéed chicken breast in a light lemon white wine with garlic, fresh rosemary and your choice of sweet or hot sausages
Beef
Marinated Steak Bits*
Served with crumbled blue cheese and scallions
London Broil*
Steak Pizzaiola*
Served with mushrooms in a tomato sauce
Seafood
Mussels*
Red or white sauce
Shrimp Scampi*
Flounder Francaise*
Shrimp Francaise*
Packages
The Laurel Package
Three Hour Party Includes - Domestic Tap & Bottle Beer, Wine & Soda, Buffet Style Dinner, Rolls, Choice of Salad, Choice of One Pasta Dish & Three Entrees | Serves 20-40 People
The Hardy Package
Three Hour Party Includes - Shelf Liquor, Domestic & Imported Drafts, Bottle Beer, Wine & Soda, Hot Buffet Style Dinner, Rolls, Choice of Salad, Choice of One Pasta Dish & Three Entrees | Serves 40-70 People