Patchogue Menu
Open for breakfast on Saturdays & Sundays
Appetizers
Disco Fries
Chicken Fingers
Sweet Jesus Fries
Bodacious Tot-Tots
Mac-n-Cheese Wedges (3)
Nachos Locos
Stoopid Sampler
*Cajun Seared Tuna (H)
Onion Ring Tower
Mozzarella Sticks
Fried Pickle Chips
Quesadilla (GF - in a gluten-free wrap)
Veggie Quesadilla (GF / V / H)
Calamari
Buffalo Chicken Dip
Sit-n-Spinach Dip
Jumbo Hot Pretzel
*Marinated Steak Tidbits (GF - without crostini)
Mrs. Carone’s VIP Meatballs
Our Famous Jumbo Wings
Available in orders of: (8) $14, (12) $17, (25) $30 | Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery |Additional 2oz. Blue Cheese +$1 | Carrots & Celery +$1.50
AVAILABLE IN:
Trademark Buffalo
Honey BBQ
Garlic & Parmesan
Teriyaki
Johnny Black BBQ
Dry Rub
Honey Sriracha (S)
Peppercorn Plunge
Firecracker
Atomic
V.I.P.
Sweet Bayou
St. Looie
Boneless Idiot Bits
Flatbreads
The Prosciutto
The Greek (V)
The Buffalo
Soups
Soup of the Day
French Onion
Chicken Noodle
Chili
Loaded Potato
Lobster Bisque
Tacos
3 Tacos. Served with a side of Tortilla Chips, Salsa and Sour Cream
Pulled Pork
*Ahi Tuna (H)
Chipotle Shrimp
Beef'd Up
Stoopid Sliders
3 Sliders Per Order. Served with Crinkle Cut Fries or House Made Potato Chips. Substitute Any Side Starting at $2.
Three Stooges Sliders
BBQ Chicken Sliders
Meatloaf Sliders
Lobster Roll Sliders
V.I.P. Sliders
Salads (H)
DRESSINGS: Italian • Blue Cheese • Balsamic Vinaigrette • Caesar • Fat Free Raspberry Vinaigrette • Ranch • Thousand Island • Cilantro Lime Dressing • Honey Mustard | Extra Side of (2 oz.) Dressing... $1 | ADD TO ANY SALAD: Chicken... $3 / *Steak or Shrimp... $5 / *Seared Tuna... $8
Garden Salad (GF)
Cobb Salad (GF)
Caesar Salad (GF - without croutons)
The G.O.A.T. (Greatest of all time) (GF)
Bistro Salad (GF)
Southwest Salad
*TNT
Signature Dishes
Dreamy Tortellini
V.I.P. Ribs
Jazzy Jambalaya (GF)
Idiot Francese
Mrs. C’s Chicken Cutlet
Mom’s Meatloaf
Burgers
All Burgers are Served with a Choice of Crinkle Cut Fries or House Made Potato Chips. Substitute Any Side Starting at $2.
*Burger
*Cheeseburger
*The Ace
*The Meathead
*The Burgundy
*Texas Burger
*Marinated Burger
*Bavarian Burger
V.I.P. Chopped Cheese
Chipotle Chicken Burger (H)
Sandwiches
All Sandwiches are Served with a Choice of Crinkle Cut Fries or House Made Potato Chips. Substitute Any Side Starting at $2
American Chicken Sandwich
Sweet Chicky Sandwich
It's the Sh*t Sandwich
*Sliced Steak Sandwich
Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
Turkey Club
Groovin Reuben
Philly Cheese Steak
*Filet McMuff
Moe
Larry Po' Boy
Curly
Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich
Wraps & Paninis
All Wraps & Paninis are Served with a Choice of Crinkle Cut Fries or House Made Potato Chips. Substitute Any Side Starting at $2. WRAP OPTIONS: White / Whole Wheat / Spinach & Herb / Gluten Free
El Diablo Wrap (S / GF in a gluten-free wrap)
Oh-Hell-thy Chicken Wrap (GF in a gluten-free wrap)
Grilled Chicken Panini (H)
Healthy Italian Wrap (H / GF in a gluten-free wrap)
*Marinated Prime Panini
Roasted Veggie Panini (V / H)
Cajun Shrimp Wrap (H / GF in a gluten free wrap)
*Ahi Tuna Wrap (H / GF in a gluten-free wrap)
Buffalo Soldier Wrap
Chicken Caesar Wrap
Sides
Rice
Cole Slaw
Tater Tots
Onion Rings
Sautéed Veggies
Mac n' Cheese
Waffle Fries
Loaded Tater Tots
Sweet Potato Fries
Mashed Potatoes
Lunch & Dinner Specials
All Entrees Served with a Soup or Salad
PHILLY CHEESE STEAK EMPANADAS
*STEAKHOUSE SALAD
TUSCAN PANINI
*GREEK BURGER
Saturdays 9 am - 12 pm | Sundays 9 am - 1 pm | Football Sundays 9 am - 12 pm | *Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions
Omelettes
Served with home fries and toast | Add +$2 for egg whites
Greek
Veggie Overload
Western
Mama's Meat
Skinny Chicky
Eater's Choice
Fiesta Favorites
Huevos Rancheros*
South of the Border
Breakfast Quesadilla
Jester Tacos
Mexi - Omelet
Sandwiches
Eggy "McMuff"*
Von Kaiser*
Waffle Sandwich*
Classic BLT
Cali Style BLT
Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
Caprese Panini
Greek Salad Wrap
Sunrise Burger*
The Benedicts
Poached eggs with hollandaise sauce served on an open-faced English muffin with home fries
The Original*
Veggie Benny*
The McFee*
The Pincher*
Platters
Southern Biscuits
Breakfast in Bread
My Cousin Vinny*
Steak & Eggs*
Avocado Toast
Idiot Platter*
Under the Sea Sizzler
Build Your Own Platter
Wings
Wings
Batter Up
Add 2 Eggs +$3 | Add Bacon, Sausage Links or Ham +$3 | Add Fresh Strawberries +$3
Pancakes
Chocolate Chip Pancakes
Banana Pecan Pancakes
French Toast
Belgian Waffle
Bread Pudding French Toast
Breakfast Churro Bites
Chicken & Waffles
Sides
English Muffin
Corn Muffin
Ham, Bacon, or Sausage Links
House Made Sausage Patty (1) or Turkey Bacon
Sautéed Spinach
Avocado
Corned Beef Hash
Small Seasonal Fruit
Grits
Kidiot Breakfast
Includes one small juice or milk | Chocolate milk additional +$0.5
French Toast Sticks
Silver Dollar Pancakes
Oatmeal
Scrambled Eggs
$15.99 Lunch Prix Fixe
Available Monday-Friday | Open-4:00pm | Includes: Cup of Chicken Noodle or Soup of The Day, Small House or Caesar Salad. Soft Drink, House Wine, Bud Light or Michelob Ultra Draft | Cannot Be Combined with Any Other Discounts | All Entrees Are Served with A Choice of Fries or Our House-Made Potato Chips | Substitute Any Side Starting at $2
*Marinated Burger
Chicken Caesar Wrap
Moe
Groovin Reuben
Philly Cheese Steak
Southwest Salad (GF)
Turkey Club
Healthy Italian Wrap
Sweet Chicky Sandwich
Mrs. C’s Chicken Cutlet
Bistro Salad (GF)
The G.O.A.T (Greatest of All Time) (gf)
Items below are available in half and full trays