Patchogue Menu
Open for breakfast on Saturdays & Sundays | GF - Gluten Free, V - Vegetarian, S - Spicy, H - Healthier Option
Appetizers
Mini Chicken Tacos
$12.00
Served with sides of sour cream & salsa, topped with cheddar jack cheese
Chicken Fingers
$13.00
Served with honey mustard – Add buffalo sauce +$2.00
Bodacious Tot-Tots
$15.00
Tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon & fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dressing, served with a side of sour cream
Nachos Locos
$16.00
Nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapeños, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili – Add Chicken $6.00
Stoopid Sampler
$21.00
Wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with the appropriate dipping sauces
*Cajun Seared Tuna (H)
$19.00
Cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
Onion Ring Tower
$12.00
Served with chipotle mayo
Mozzarella Sticks
$12.00
Parmesan dusted with a side of house-made marinara
Fried Pickle Chips
$12.00
Tempura battered pickle chips served with honey mustard or ranch
Quesadilla (GF)
In a Gluten-Free Wrap | Bacon, cheddar, and Monterey jack in a crispy tortilla with salsa, pico de gallo, & sour cream | Cheese $12 | Chicken $15 | *Steak or Shrimp $17 | Lobster $19
Veggie Quesadilla (GF / V / H)
$15.00
Broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & melted cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten-free tortilla with salsa, sour cream, and pico de gallo
Buffalo Chicken Dip
$19.00
Shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl. Served with celery, carrots, and tortilla chips
Sit-n-Spinach Dip
$19.00
Oversized bread bowl, filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips
Jumbo Hot Pretzel
$11.00
Served with mustard | Add Nacho Cheese $2.00
Irish Balls
$15.00
Corned beef, Swiss cheese & sauerkraut, rolled into balls, breaded & fried, served with spicy mustard
*Marinated Steak Tidbits (GF - without crostini)
$21.00
Marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, with toasted garlic crostinis
Salads (H)
Dressings: Italian • Blue Cheese • Cilantro Lime Vinaigrette • Balsamic Vinaigrette • Caesar • Fat-Free Raspberry Vinaigrette • Ranch • Thousand Island • Honey Mustard | Extra Side of (2 oz.) Dressing... $2.00 | Add to Any Salad: Chicken: $6.00 | *Steak or Shrimp $8.00 | *Seared Tuna $10.00 • Wrap it up $3.00 (GF)(White, Whole Wheat, Spinach & Herbs, or Gluten-free)
Garden Salad (GF)
$12.00
Romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber, & red onion
Cobb Salad
$16.00
Romaine lettuce, hard-boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles, & apple slices
Caesar Salad
$14.00
Romaine lettuce, creamy Caesar dressing, croutons, and parmesan | GF - without croutons
The G.O.A.T. (GF)
$18.00
Mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes, and pecans, Topped with grilled chicken | Substitute *Steak or Shrimp $4.00 | (Greatest of all time)
Bistro Salad (GF)
$17.00
Mesclun greens, fresh mozzarella, and roasted red peppers drizzled with balsamic glaze topped with grilled chicken | Substitute *steak or shrimp $4.00
Freaking Fries
Crinkle Cut
$7.00
Disco
$11.00
Sweet Potato Fries
$8.00
Cajun Fries
$8.00
Tater Tots
$8.00
Loaded Tots
$9.00
Sweet Jesus Fries
$13.00
Sweet potato fries drizzled wirh house-made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans
Blue Cheese Dream
$14.00
Blue cheese dressing & red onion, drizzled with balsamic glaze
Our Famous Jumbo Wings
Available in orders of: (8) $15.00 | (12) $18.00 | (25) $31.00 | Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery |Additional 2oz. Blue Cheese +$2.00 | Carrots & Celery +$2.50
AVAILABLE IN:
Trademark Buffalo
Honey BBQ
Chipotle BBQ
Teriyaki
Johnny Black BBQ
Honey Sriracha (S)
Lemon Pepper
Dry Rub
Firecracker
Sweet hot chili sauce
Fire In The Hole
If you dare (S)
V.I.P.
Cajun spice & fire grilled
Sweet Bayou
Sweet red pepper
Buffalo Garlic Parmesan
Boneless Idiot Bits
$16.00
Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured & fried, or grilled & tossed in your choice of wing sauce, served with blue cheese dressing, carrots & celery
Soups
Make it a bread bowl +$5.00
Soup of the Day
$10.00
French Onion
$10.00
Chicken Noodle
$9.00
VIP Chili
$11.00
Served with chips
Stoopid Sliders
3 sliders per order. Served with crinkle-cut fries. Substitute any side starting at $3.00
*Three Stooges Sliders
$18.00
Mini burgers served with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, and thousand island dressing on mini pretzel rolls
BBQ Chicken Sliders
$18.00
Shredded BBQ chicken, topped with thin sliced pickle chips on mini martin potato rolls
*VIP Sliders
$20.00
Filet mignon sliders topped with provolone, fresh arugula, & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
Burgers
All burgers come with crinkle-cut fries. Substitute any side starting at $3.00
*The Ace
$19.00
8 oz. burger stacked with (5) strips of bacon with choice of cheese
*The Meathead
$20.00
10 oz. burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onion & cheddar cheese on a bishop roll
*Texas Burger
$18.00
8 oz. burger topped with fried jalapeños, fried onions, pepper jack & BBQ sauce
*VIP Trademark Marinated Burger
$18.00
8 oz. burger covered in our signature marinade
Chipotle Chicken Burger (H)
$18.00
Freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion, and southwest slaw
*BYOB
$14.00
Choice of Beef Patty • Toppings: Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Pickles, Red Onion, Banana Peppers, Cherry Peppers, Sauteed Onions, Mushrooms, Frazzled Onions, Fried Jalapenos $2.00 | Avocado, Bacon, Fried Egg $4.00
Wraps & Paninis
All wraps & paninis come with crinkle-cut fries. Substitute any side starting at $3.00 • Wrap Options: White | Whole Wheat | Spinach & Herb | Gluten Free
El Diablo Wrap (S)
$18.00
Grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce | (GF in a gluten-free wrap)
Oh-Hell-thy Chicken Wrap
$18.00
Lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon, & provolone cheese with ranch dressing | (GF in a gluten-free wrap)
Grilled Chicken Panini
$18.00
Grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto
Roasted Veggie Panini (H)
$18.00
Roasted eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, onions, tomato, & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze
Tuscan Panini (V / H)
$18.00
Grilled chicken, roasted red peppers, fresh arugula, provolone cheese, balsamic glaze
*Ahi Tuna Wrap (H)
$21.00
Grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle | (GF in a gluten-free wrap)
Cajun Shrimp Wrap (H)
$19.00
Grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo, & chipotle mayo | (GF in a gluten-free wrap)
Buffalo Soldier Wrap
$18.00
Fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & blue cheese dressing
Healthy Italian Wrap (H)
$17.00
Grilled chicken, arugula, sun-dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella | (GF in a gluten-free wrap)
Flatbreads
Classic Margherita
$13.00
House-made marinara, fresh mozzarella, basil, sprinkled with oregano, paermesan & EVOO
Signature Dishes
Shepherds Pie
$19.00
Mixture of ground beef, peas, carrots & onions, topped with mashed potatoes, served in a steaming hot casserole dish
Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet
$21.00
Coated in specially seasoned breadcrumbs & deep fried, served with a choice of side or parmesan style with a choice of pasta $24
Mac Daddy & Cheese
$16.00
Buffalo Chicken $23.00
Sandwiches
All sandwiches come with crinkle-cut fries. Substitute any side starting at $3.00
*Filet McMuff
$23.00
Marinated petite filet mignon, sautéed mushrooms, onions, & melted swiss cheese on an English muffin
American Chicken Sandwich
$17.00
Breaded & fried chicken cutlet with American cheese and bacon on a pretzel roll | On a hero +$5.00
Sweet Chicky Sandwich
$17.00
Grilled seasoned chicken, swiss cheese, bacon, & crispy onions topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll
*Sliced Steak Sandwich
$23.00
Marinated & cooked to your liking, served with crispy frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
$15.00
With Bacon $17.00 | with Bacon & Tomato $18.00
Turkey Club
$18.00
Turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a Texas toast
Groovin Reuben
$20.00
Corned beef, melted Swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye
Philly Cheese Steak
$21.00
Sliced roast beef, sautéed onions & peppers, melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero
Moe
$20.00
Hot roast beef & melted mozzarella with gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero
Larry Po' Boy
$20.00
Grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapeños, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
Curly
$18.00
Grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero | Add buffalo sauce $2.00
Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich
$20.00
Panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero
Spicy Sarno Sandwich (S)
$19.00
Grilled chicken, tossed in buffalo sauce, melted mozzarella cheese & banana peppers
Sides
Rice
$5.00
Sauteed Veggies
$7.00
Mashed Potatoes
$8.00
With a side of gravy
Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy. *Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or under-cooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
Lunch & Dinner Specials
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Saturdays 9 am - 12 pm | Sundays 9 am - 1 pm | Football Sundays 9 am - 12 pm | *Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions
Omelettes
Served with home fries and toast | Add +$2 for egg whites
Greek
$12.00
Spinach, feta cheese, and onions
Veggie Overload
$13.00
Peppers, onions, spinach, mushrooms, and tomato
Western
$12.00
Ham, peppers, onions, and cheddar cheese
Mama's Meat
$14.00
Ham, bacon, and sausage
Skinny Chicky
$15.00
Three egg whites stuffed with grilled chicken, avocado, and choice of cheese
Eater's Choice
$13.00
Choice of 3 Ingredients: American, Swiss, Feta Provolone, Cheddar Jack, Mozzarella, Mushrooms, Onions, Jalapeños, Black Beans, Peppers, Tomato, Ham, Applewood Smoked Bacon, Sausage, Canadian Bacon | Avocado or Spinach +$3 | Shrimp, Steak, or Crab +$5 | Egg whites +$2 | Add Chicken +$3 | Turkey Bacon or House Made Sausage Patty (1) +$3
Fiesta Favorites
Huevos Rancheros*
$14.00
Two corn tortillas topped with refried black beans, chorizo sausage, two over easy eggs, and house-made salsa
South of the Border
$13.00
Three scrambled eggs with peppers, onions, jalapeño, black beans, tomato, and cheddar cheese. Served in a burrito
Breakfast Quesadilla
$14.00
Three eggs scrambled, sautéed onions, choice of ham, bacon, or sausage links and cheese in a tortilla topped with tomato and spicy hollandaise
Jester Tacos
$15.00
Three soft tortillas filled with scrambled eggs, and melted cheddar cheese, topped with chorizo, grape tomatoes, scallions, jalapeños and grilled corn. Served with home fries
Mexi - Omelet
$14.00
Avocado, tomato, jalapeño and pepper jack cheese, topped with salsa. Served with home fries and toast | Sub Egg whites +$2
Sandwiches
Eggy "McMuff"*
$7.00
One egg and choice of ham, bacon, or sausage on an English muffin | Add Cheese... +$1 | Egg whites +$2 | Turkey Bacon or House Made Sausage Patty (1) +$3
Von Kaiser*
$9.00
Two eggs, cheese, and choice of ham, bacon, or sausage on a kaiser roll | Egg whites... +$2 | Turkey Bacon or House Made Sausage Patty (1) +$3
Waffle Sandwich*
$13.00
Ham, Swiss cheese, two eggs over medium, & maple mustard butter, sandwiched in a house made Belgian waffle, with a choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
Classic BLT
$12.00
Bacon, lettuce, and tomato served on choice of toast with home fries or crinkle-cut fries | Add Cheese +$1 | Add one Egg* +$1.50 | Sub Turkey Bacon+$2
Cali Style BLT
$14.00
Sliced turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and avocado, served on a kaiser roll with a choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries | Add Cheese +$1 | Add one Egg* +$1.50 | Sub Turkey Bacon +$2
Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
$12.00
With bacon $14 | With bacon & tomato $15 • Choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries
Caprese Panini
$14.00
Fresh mozzarella, tomato, and basil, drizzled with evoo and balsamic glaze, served on a freshly pressed ciabatta bread with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
Greek Salad Wrap
$13.00
Mixed greens, black olives, cucumbers, tomato, red onion, peppers and feta cheese, served in your choice of wrap with home fries or crinkle-cut fries | Add Chicken +$3
Sunrise Burger*
$15.00
An 8 oz. burger, topped with bacon, your choice of cheese, and two fried eggs. Served with a choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries
The Benedicts
Poached eggs with hollandaise sauce served on an open-faced English muffin with home fries
The Original*
$12.00
Served with Canadian bacon
Veggie Benny*
$15.00
Grilled tomato, avocado, and spinach
The McFee*
$14.00
House made corned beef hash
The Pincher*
$16.00
House made crab cakes
Platters
Southern Biscuits
$10.00
Served with home fries and sausage gravy
Breakfast in Bread
$14.00
A bread bowl filled with three scrambled eggs, corned beef hash, peppers, onion, and melted cheddar cheese
My Cousin Vinny*
$11.00
Two fried eggs, bacon, and grits
Steak & Eggs*
$17.00
Cooked to your liking and served with home fries and toast
Avocado Toast
$15.00
Fresh avocado spread onto toasted rye bread, drizzled with evoo, and sprinkled with black pepper, served with a side of home fries | Add 2 Eggs +$3 | Add 2 Egg whites +$4
Idiot Platter*
$16.00
Three eggs, ham, bacon, sausage, two pancakes, home fries, and toast
Under the Sea Sizzler
$17.00
Two-egg scrambler with home fries, lobster, crab, shrimp, and choice of cheese, served with toast
Build Your Own Platter
$12.00
Two eggs, home fries, toast, and your choice of one: Applewood Smoked Bacon, Sausage Links, Ham, Canadian Bacon | Egg Whites +$2 | Grilled Tomato +$3 | Avocado +$3 | Turkey Bacon or House Made Sausage Patty (1) +$3
Wings
Wings
$14.00/+
Available in orders of: (8) - $14 | (12) - $17 | (25) - $30 • Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery | Additional 2 oz. Blue Cheese +$1 | Carrots & Celery +$2 • Flavors: Trademark Buffalo | Honey BBQ | St. Looie | Garlic & Parmesan | Teriyaki | Dry Rub | Johnny Black BBQ | Honey Sriracha | Peppercorn Plunge | Firecracker | V.I.P | Atomic | Sweet Bayou
Batter Up
Add 2 Eggs +$3 | Add Bacon, Sausage Links or Ham +$3 | Add Fresh Strawberries +$3
Pancakes
$9.00
Plain with butter and syrup
Chocolate Chip Pancakes
$10.00
With butter and syrup
Banana Pecan Pancakes
$11.00
With butter and syrup
French Toast
$10.00
Coated with vanilla, cinnamon egg wash
Belgian Waffle
$10.00
With butter and syrup
Bread Pudding French Toast
$13.00
Coated with vanilla, cinnamon egg wash, drizzled with bread pudding glaze and topped with fresh berries
Breakfast Churro Bites
$11.00
Dipped in vanilla, cinnamon egg wash, coated with cinnamon sugar, toasted and served with maple dipping sauce
Chicken & Waffles
$13.00
Fluffy Belgian waffle topped with crispy chicken tenders
Sides
English Muffin
$2.00
Corn Muffin
$2.50
Ham, Bacon, or Sausage Links
$3.00
House Made Sausage Patty (1) or Turkey Bacon
$4.00
Sautéed Spinach
$4.00
Avocado
$4.00
Corned Beef Hash
$5.00
Small Seasonal Fruit
$6.00
Grits
$4.00
Kidiot Breakfast
Includes one small juice or milk | Chocolate milk additional +$0.5
French Toast Sticks
$6.00
Silver Dollar Pancakes
$6.00
Oatmeal
$6.00
Maple brown sugar or cinnamon apple
Scrambled Eggs
$6.00
With your choice of bacon or sausage
Items below are available in half and full trays
Appetizers
Fresh Vegetable Platter
Served with choice of dressing
Fresh Shrimp Cocktail
Mozzarella Sticks
Baked Clams
Chicken Fingers
Our Famous Jumbo Wings
Available in all of the below flavors
Sliced Fresh Fruit Platter
Potato Skins
Crab Cakes
Spinach & Artichoke Dip
Idiot Bits
Available in all of the below flavors
Wings Served with Choice of Sauce:
Trademark Buffalo / Teriyaki / Dry Rub / Johnny Black BBQ / Garlic & Parmesan / Firecracker sweet hot chili sauce (s) / V.I.P. cajun spice & fire grilled (s) / Honey BBQ / Sweet Bayou sweet red pepper / Atomic (s) / Honey Sriracha / Peppercorn Plunge / St Looie spicy BBQ (s)
Salads
Garden Salad
Caesar Salad
Caesar Salad with Shrimp*
Greek Salad
Caesar Salad with Grilled Chicken
Sides
Sausage & Peppers
Rice Pilaf
Garlic Mashed Potatoes
Swedish Meatballs
Grilled Vegetables
Oven Roasted Potatoes
Heroes
American Hero
Chicken Cutlet Hero
Prepared with fresh mozzarella & roasted red peppers
Italian Hero
Parmigiana
Chicken Parmigiana
Eggplant Parmigiana
Shrimp Parmigiana*
Pasta
Penne Ala Vodka
Meat Lasagna
Fettucine Alfredo
Stuffed Shells
Rigatoni with Shrimp & Scallops*
Served with fresh spinach in a pink cream sauce
Baked Ziti
Tortellini Carbonara
Linguini with Clam Sauce*
Available in red or white sauce
Rigatoni Bolognese
Cheese Ravioli
Served with marinara sauce
Chicken
Chicken Francaise
Grilled Chicken
Chicken Cordon Blue
Chicken Picatta
Served with artichokes and capers in a white wine sauce
Chicken with Sausage
Hot or sweet with peppers, onions & fried potatoes
Chicken Marsala
Cajun Chicken
Served in a cream sauce
Chicken & Shrimp Stir Fry*
Sautéed with peppers, onions, mushrooms & broccoli in a sesame garlic sauce
Chicken Cacciatore
Served with peppers, onions and mushrooms in a tomato sauce
Chicken Scarpariello
Sautéed chicken breast in a light lemon white wine with garlic, fresh rosemary and your choice of sweet or hot sausages
Beef
Marinated Steak Bits*
Served with crumbled blue cheese and scallions
Steak Pizzaiola*
Served with mushrooms in a tomato sauce
London Broil*
Seafood
Mussels*
Red or white sauce