Breakfast Menu

Brunch Sundays 9am-3pm

Build your own Omelette

Eater's Choice $12

Choice of 3 Ingredients

spinach / onions / jalapeños / peppers / black beans / tomato / mushrooms / ham / applewood smoked bacon / turkey bacon / sausage or canadian bacon

Add avocado... +2

Add shrimp, steak, tuna, or crab... +6

Chicken... +2

Make it a burrito... +2


Add bacon $1.50

Add bacon and tomato $2

*Filegg McMuff

Sliced marinated filet mignon, sautéed onions, mushrooms, and melted swiss, topped with a sunny-side up eggServed on an English muffin
$  20

*Sunnyside Panini

3 eggs, ham, bacon, sausage, choice of cheese on freshly pressed ciabatta bread
$  16


Classic style montecristo served on ciabatta toast
$  12

*Bacon, Egg, and Cheeseburger

8oz burger, cooked to your liking, and topped with one egg any style, bacon, and melted cheese of your choice
$  12

Short Rib Sliders

3 sliders topped with house-made slaw
$  13

Tater Tot Grilled Cheese

House-made tater tot waffle filled with American cheese
$  10

Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast

Choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries. Add bacon... $1.50 / Add bacon & tomato... $2
$  8

Caprese Panini

Fresh mozzarella, tomato, and basil, drizzled with olive oil and balsamic glaze, served on a freshly pressed ciabatta bread with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
$  14

Greek Salad Wrap

Mixed greens, black olives, cucumbers, tomato, red onion, and feta cheese, served with Greek dressing in your choice of wrap with home fries or crinkle cut fries. Add chicken... $2
$  13

Sunrise Burger*

An 8oz burger, cooked to your liking and topped with bacon, your choice of cheese, and two fried eggs. Served with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
$  14

Healthier Options

Acai Bowl

Acai pureed with strawberries, banana, and a splash of almond milk. Served with granola, sliced banana, fresh blueberries, and fresh sliced strawberries, topped with coconut shavings and drizzled with honey
$  10

BBQ Chicken Salad

Romaine lettuce, grilled chicken, tomatoes, corn, black beans, onions, cheddar and pepper jack cheese, tossed with barbeque sauce and ranch dressing
$  12

*Ahi Tuna Salad

Mixed greens, avocado, cucumber, and radishes, topped with roasted sesame seeds and served with a wasabi vinaigrette dressing
$  13


Avocado, turkey bacon, tomato slices on ciabatta toast with chipotle mayo
$  12

Avocado Toast

Served with 3 egg whites
$  12

Batter Up

Add $1.50 for 2 Eggs.
Add $2 for Meat.
Add $2.50 for Fresh Strawberries.

(3) Pancakes

Served with butter and syrup
$  7

(3) Chocolate Chip Pancakes

Served with butter and syrup
$  8

(3) Banana Pecan Pancakes

Served with butter and syrup
$  9

Belgian Waffle

Served with butter and syrup
$  8

French Toast

Coated with a vanilla-cinnamon egg wash
$  9

Cinnamon Bun French Toast

House-made cinnamon swirl buns and chocolate chips
$  9

The Benedicts

The Benny of the Week

Ask your server
$  12

The Original

Served with canadian bacon
$  10

The Mediterranean

Served with spinach, roasted red peppers, and feta
$  11

The McFee

Served with corned beef hash
$  11

The Pincher

Served with crab cakes
$  13

Poached Eggs with Hollandaise Sauce, Served on an English muffin with home fries

Hangover Helpers

Chicken and Waffles

Freshly made cheddar and scallion waffles with two pieces of fried chicken, served with a sriracha maple syrup
$  16

Breakfast Mac 'n Cheese

Scrambled eggs, ham, and cheddar cheese
$  13

Lobster Mac 'n Cheese

Our house-made mac 'n cheese, tossed with lobster meat
$  15

Shrimp & Grits

House-made grits topped with Cajun shrimp and chorizo served with a small cup of seasonal fruit
$  15

Mr. Lucky's Tacos

3 soft-shell tacos filled with scrambled eggs, shredded pepper jack cheese, chorizo, and pico de gallo
$  11

*South of the Border Burrito

3 eggs with peppers, onions, jalapeños, black beans, tomatoes, and cheddar jack cheese, with a spicy tomato drizzle on top, served with home fries on the side
$  14

Breakfast Quesadilla

3 eggs scrambled, sautéed onions, choice of ham, bacon, or sausage and cheese in a tortillaTopped with diced tomatos and a spicy hollandaise
$  12

*Huevos Rancheros

2 corn tortillas topped with refried black beans, chorizo, 2 eggs any style and house made salsa
$  11


Southern Biscuits

Served with sausage gravy and home fries
$  8

Steak & Eggs

Cooked to your liking, served with home fries and toast
$  15

Idiot Platter

3 eggs, two pancakes, ham, bacon, sausage, home fries, and toast
$  16



Champagne and orange juice
$  7

Oh No

Stoli O, champagne, and orange juice, topped with grand marnier floater
$  11

Grand Bellini

Champagne, triple sec, fresh pureed strawberries, fresh agave nectar, and a splash of club soda & orange juice
$  10

Tickle Me Pink

Fresh blueberries, lemon juice, and a splash of pink lemonade, topped with moscato wine
$  12

Bloody Marys

Bloody Mary

Vodka mixed with our house-made Bloody Mary mix
$  9

VIIP Bloody Mary

House-made bloody mary mix combined with Belvedere Vodka, and topped with a cocktail shrimp
$  13

Down the Hatch

House-made bloody mary mix combined with absolute peppar vodka
$  10

Make Your Brunch Bottomless

Add bottomless Bloody Marys, Mimosas and Sangria to any brunch item! (2 hour limit)
$  15

Breakfast Slammers

Mother Loaded Bloody Mary

An oversized habanero bloody mary, loaded with a cocktail shrimp, bacon strip, pickle spear, and celery, finished with an old bay seasoned rim
$  16

Monster Mimosa

An oversized mimosa, topped with small bottle of champagne
$  14


32oz. glass filled with bud light, stoli orange, orange juice, and champagne
$  18

Prices subject to change without notice  |   Prices on menu reflect a cash discount.

Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy.

Prices do not include New York State Sales Tax 

*Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions

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1487 Montauk Highway
Oakdale, New York. 11769

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Open 7 Days
Mon-Wed 11am-12am
Thursday 11am-12am
Friday 11am-2am
Saturday 11am-2am
Sunday 9am-12am

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