Add bottomless mimosas, bloody marys & sangria to any brunch item for $15 (2 hour limit)

Omelettes

SERVED WITH HOME FRIES AND TOAST ADD $2 FOR EGG WHITES

GREEK

SPINACH, FETA CHEESE & ONIONS
$  12

MEXI

AVOCADO, TOMATO, JALAPEÑO & PEPPER JACK CHEESE, TOPPED WITH SALSA
$  14

SKINNY CHICKY

THREE EGG WHITES STUFFED WITH GRILLED CHICKEN, AVOCADO & CHOICE OF CHEESE
$  15

Build your own

Eater's Choice $13

Choice of 3 Ingredients

AMERICAN, SWISS, FETA, PROVOLONE, CHEDDAR JACK, MOZZARELLA, MUSHROOMS, ONIONS, JALAPEÑOS, BLACK BEANS, PEPPERS, TOMATO, HAM, APPLEWOOD SMOKED BACON, SAUSAGE OR CANADIAN BACON

AVOCADO OR SPINACH... 3
SHRIMP, *STEAK OR CRAB... 5
EGG WHITES... 2
ADD CHICKEN OR TURKEY BACON... 3

Sandwiches

ALL SANDWICHES SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF HOME FRIES OR CRINKLE CUT FRIES

*SUNNYSIDE PANINI

3 EGGS, HAM, BACON, SAUSAGE & CHOICE OF CHEESE, SERVED ON FRESHLY PRESSED CIABATTA BREAD
$  16

*BEC BURGER

8 oz BURGER TOPPED WITH BACON, YOUR CHOICE OF CHEESE & TWO FRIED EGGS
$  15

BLT & A

TURKEY BACON, LETTUCE, TOMATO & AVOCADO, SERVED ON CIABATTA BREAD WITH CHIPOTLE MAYO
$  15

TATER TOT GRILLED CHEESE

HOUSE MADE TATER TOT WAFFLE FILLED WITH AMERICAN CHEESE WITH BACON... 16 WITH BACON & TOMATO... 17
$  14

PLATTERS & BOWLS

*IDIOT PLATTER

THREE EGGS, HAM, BACON, SAUSAGE LINKS, 2 PANCAKES, HOME FRIES & TOAST
$  16

*STEAK & EGGS

COOKED TO YOUR LIKING, SERVED WITH HOME FRIES & TOAST
$  17

AVOCADO TOAST

FRESH AVOCADO SPREAD ONTO TOASTED RYE BREAD, DRIZZLED WITH EVOO & SPRINKLED WITH BLACK PEPPER, SERVED WITH HOME FRIES ADD 2 *EGGS... 3 | ADD 2 EGG WHITES... 4
$  15

ACAI BOWL

ACAI PUREED WITH STRAWBERRIES, BANANA & A SPLASH OF ALMOND MILK, SERVED WITH GRANOLA, FRESH BLUEBERRIES, SLICED STRAWBERRIES & BANANA, TOPPED WITH SHREDDED COCONUT & HONEY DRIZZLE
$  12

*BUILD YOUR OWN PLATTER OR BOWL

TWO EGGS, HOME FRIES, TOAST AND YOUR CHOICE OF ONE: APPLEWOOD SMOKED BACON, SAUSAGE LINKS, HAM OR CANADIAN BACON EGG WHITES... 2 | AVOCADO OR TURKEY BACON... 3
$  12

Batter Up

ADD 2 *EGGS... 3
ADD BACON, SAUSAGE LINKS OR HAM... 3 ADD FRESH STRAWBERRIES... 3

PANCAKES

PLAIN WITH BUTTER & SYRUP
$  9

CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES

WITH BUTTER & SYRUP
$  10

BANANA PECAN PANCAKES

WITH BUTTER & SYRUP
$  11

BELGIAN WAFFLE

WITH BUTTER & SYRUP
$  10

FRENCH TOAST

COATED WITH VANILLA, CINNAMON EGG WASH
$  10

CINNAMON FRENCH TOAST

CINNAMON SWIRL BUNS WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS, DIPPED IN OUR VANILLA, CINNAMON EGG WASH
$  13

The Benedicts

POACHED EGGS WITH HOLLANDAISE SAUCE, SERVED ON AN OPEN-FACED ENGLISH MUFFIN WITH HOME FRIES

*THE ORIGINAL

SERVED WITH CANADIAN BACON
$  12

*THE MCFEE

HOUSE MADE CORNED BEEF HASH
$  14

*THE PINCHER

HOUSE MADE CRAB CAKES
$  16

Hangover Helpers

CHICKEN & WAFFLES

FLUFFY BELGIAN WAFFLE TOPPED WITH CRISPY CHICKEN TENDERS
$  13

MR. LUCKY’S TACOS

THREE SOFT TORTILLAS FILLED WITH SCRAMBLED EGGS AND MELTED CHEDDAR JACK CHEESE, TOPPED WITH CHORIZO, GRAPE TOMATOES, SCALLIONS, JALAPEÑO & GRILLED CORN, SERVED WITH HOME FRIES
$  15

SOUTHERN BISCUITS

TOPPED WITH HOUSE-MADE SAUSAGE GRAVY, SERVED WITH HOME FRIES ADD 1 *EGG... 1.50
$  10

BREAKFAST QUESADILLA

THREE SCRAMBLED EGGS, SAUTÉED ONIONS, CHOICE OF HAM, BACON OR SAUSAGE LINKS & CHEESE IN A TORTILLA, TOPPED WITH TOMATO & SPICY HOLLANDAISE
$  14

SOUTH OF THE BORDER

THREE SCRAMBLED EGGS, SAUTÉED ONIONS, CHOICE OF HAM, BACON OR SAUSAGE LINKS & CHEESE IN A TORTILLA, TOPPED WITH TOMATO & SPICY HOLLANDAISE
$  13

Sides

ENGLISH MUFFIN

$  2

CORN MUFFIN

$  2.50

HAM, BACON OR SAUSAGE LINKS

$  3

TURKEY BACON

$  4

SAUTEED SPINACH

$  4

AVOCADO

$  4

CORNED BEEF HASH

$  5

SMALL SEASONAL FRUIT

$  6

GRITS

$  4

Beverages

JUICES

ORANGE, APPLE, PINEAPPLE OR CRANBERRY
$  SM. 2 / LG. 4

MILK OR CHOCOLATE MILK

$  SM. 2 / LG. 4

COFFEE OR TEA

(FREE REFILLS WITH MEAL ONLY)
$  3

HOT CHOCOLATE

$  3

Prices subject to change without notice  |   Prices on menu reflect a cash discount.

Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy.

Prices do not include New York State Sales Tax 

*Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions

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