All Cocktails $14

Berry Nutty Cosmo

Ketel One, Amaretto, fresh lime juice, triple sec & cranberry juice

Holiday Mojito

Bacardi, simple syrup, house made cranberry reduction & fresh mint & lime, topped with club soda

Navidad Mule

Milagro reposado, grand marnier & fresh lime, topped with ginger beer

Snow Plowed

Stoli vanilla vodka, godiva white chocolate liqueur, creme de cacao & a splash of milk

Red Dragon

Bacardi dragonberry & chambord, topped with Red Bull Coconut

Irish Christmas

Jameson Cold Brew & coffee liqueur, topped with Guinness


Jefferson's Reserve Bourbon topped with Angry Orchard cider, served over ice with a cinnamon sugar rim

Seasonal Beer Flights $10

(based upon availability)


Winter Sangria

cabernet sauvignon, agave nectar, & fresh seasonal fruit, topped with a splash of ginger ale
$  14

Red Slamgria

house made blackberry sangria, topped with a small bottle of merlot
$  13

White Slamgria

house made peach sangria, topped with a small bottle of pinot grigio
$  13

Santa Clawgria

house made red or white sangria, served in a 32oz souvenir bucket & topped with your choice of white claw
$  17

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