All Cocktails $14

Apple Cider Mimosa

Smirnoff Kissed Caramel Vodka, Champagne & Apple Cider, served with a caramel & cinnamon sugar rim

Angry Apple Pie

Amaretto, Orange Juice and Hard Cider, topped with Fireball, served with a cinnamon sugar rim

Autumn Sky

Tito's Vodka, muddled strawberries, fresh ginger, lemon & simple syrup, topped with a splash of tonic

Grand Montauk Tea

Montauk Blueberry Whiskey, Grand Marnier & muddled blueberries, topped with unsweetened iced tea

Pumpkin Spice Latte-tini

Van Gogh Double Espresso Vodka, Pumpkin Spiced Irish Cream & Pinnacle Whipped Vodka, served with a cinnamon sugar rim

Blackberry Mule

Ketel One Vodka, muddled blackberries & blackberry brandy, topped with ginger beer

The Idiot Gives You Wings

Muddled blueberries, Stoli Blueberri Vodka, Coconut Red Bull

Fall Sangria

Red wine flavored with cinnamon sticks, apple cider & seasonal fruit

U-Pick Pumpkin Flights $10

Choose any 4 of our Pumpkin and Oktoberfest Brews (based upon availability)

Slamgrias $13

Red Slamgria

House made blackberry sangria topped with a small bottle of merlot

White Slamgria

House made peach sangria topped with a small bottle of pinot grigio

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