Breakfast Menu

Served Saturdays & Sundays, 9am-12pm

Add Bottomless Mimosas, Bloody Marys & Sangria to any brunch item for $30 (2 hour limit)


Served with home fries and choice of toast. Add $2.00 for egg whites.


Spinach, feta cheese, and onions
$  12

Veggie Overload

Peppers, onions, spinach, mushrooms, and tomato
$  13


Ham, peppers, onions, and cheddar cheese
$  12

Mama's Meat

Ham, bacon, and sausage
$  14

Skinny Chicky

Three egg whites stuffed with grilled chicken, avocado, and choice of cheese
$  15

Eater's Choice $13

Choice of 3 Ingredients

American / Swiss / Feta / Provolone / Cheddar Jack / Mozzarella / Spinach / Mushrooms / Onions / Jalapeños / Black Beans / Peppers / Tomato / Ham / Applewood Smoked Bacon / Sausage / Canadian Bacon

Avocado... +3

Shrimp, Steak, or Crab... +5

Egg whites... +2

Chicken... +3

Turkey Bacon or House Made Sausage Patty (1)... +3


Eggy "McMuff"*

One egg and choice of ham, bacon, or sausage on an english muffin. Add cheese... +$1 | Egg whites... +$2 | Turkey Bacon or House Made Sausage Patty (1)... +$3
$  7

Van Kaiser*

Two eggs, cheese, and choice of ham, bacon, or sasuage on kaiser roll. Egg whites... +$2 | Turkey Bacon or House Made Sausage Patty (1)... +$3
$  9

Waffle Sandwich*

Ham, Swiss cheese, two eggs over medium, & maple mustard butter, sandwiched in a house made belgian waffle, with a choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
$  13

Classic BLT

Bacon, lettuce, and tomato served on choice of toast with home fries or crinkle cut fries. Add cheese... +$1 | Add one egg*... +$1.50 | Sub turkey bacon... +$2
$  12

Cali Style BLT

Sliced turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and avocado, served on a kaiser roll with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries. Add cheese... +$1 | Add one egg*... +$1.50 | Sub turkey bacon... +$2
$  14

Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast

Choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries. With bacon... $14 / With bacon & tomato... $15
$  12

Caprese Panini

Fresh mozzarella, tomato, and basil, drizzled with olive oil and balsamic glaze, served on a freshly pressed ciabatta bread with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
$  14

Greek Salad Wrap

Mixed greens, black olives, cucumbers, tomato, red onion, and feta cheese, served with Greek dressing in your choice of wrap with home fries or crinkle cut fries. Add chicken... $3
$  13

Sunrise Burger*

An 8oz burger, cooked to your liking and topped with bacon, your choice of cheese, and two fried eggs. Served with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
$  15

Our Famous Jumbo Wings

Available in orders of:  (8) $14  /  (12) $17  /  (25) $30

served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery.

Additional 2oz. Blue Cheese +$1  |  Carrots & Celery  +$2


  • Trademark Buffalo
  • Honey BBQ
  • Garlic & Parmesan
  • Teriyaki
  • Johnny Black BBQ
  • Honey Sriracha (S)
  • Peppercorn Plunge
  • Firecracker – sweet hot chili sauce
  • Dry Rub
  • Atomic – if you dare (S)
  • V.I.P. – cajun spice & fire grilled
  • Sweet Bayou – sweet red pepper
  • St. Looie – spicy BBQ (S)

Batter Up

Add 2 Eggs... +$3

Add Bacon, Sausage Links or Ham... +$3

Add Fresh Strawberries... +$3


Plain with butter and syrup
$  9

Chocolate Chip Pancakes

With butter and syrup
$  10

Banana Pecan Pancakes

With butter and syrup
$  11

French Toast

Coated with vanilla, cinnamon egg wash
$  10

Belgian Waffle

With butter and syrup
$  10

Bread Pudding French Toast

Our fluffy French toast, dipped in a vanilla bread pudding egg wash, topped with fresh mixed berries
$  13

Breakfast Churro Bites

cinnamon swirl bread, dipped in cinnamon vanilla egg wash, coated with cinnamon sugar, toasted, and served with honey maple dipping sauce
$  11

Chicken & Waffles

Fluffy Belgian Waffle topped with crispy buttermilk chicken tenders
$  13

The Benedicts

Poached eggs with Hollandaise Sauce on an English Muffin, served with home fries

The Original*

Served with canadian bacon
$  12

Veggie Benny*

Grilled tomato, avocado, spinach
$  15

The McFee*

Served with corned beef hash
$  14

The Pincher*

Served with crab cakes
$  16


Southern Biscuits

Served with home fries and sausage gravy
$  10

Breakfast in Bread

A bread bowl filled with three scrambled eggs, corned beef hash, peppers, onion, and melted cheddar cheese
$  14

My Cousin Vinny*

Two fried eggs, bacon, and grits
$  11

Steak & Eggs*

Cooked to your liking and served with home fries and toast
$  17

Avocado Toast

Fresh avocado spread onto toasted rye bread,drizzled with olive oil, and sprinkled with black pepper, served with a side of home fries. Add 2 eggs... +$3 | Add 2 egg whites... +$4
$  15

Idiot Platter*

Three eggs, two pancakes, ham, bacon, sausage, home fries, and toast
$  16

Under the Sea Sizzler

A two egg scrambler with potatoes, fresh lobster and crab mea, cajun shrimp, and choice of cheese, served with toast
$  17

Build Your Own Platter $12

Two eggs, home fries, toast, and your choice of one:

Applewood Smoked Bacon / Sausage Links / Ham / Canadian Bacon 


Egg Whites... +$2

Grilled Tomato... +$3

Avocado... +$3

Turkey Bacon or House Made Sausage Patty (1)... +$3

Fiesta Favorites

Huevos Rancheros*

Two corn tortillas topped with refried black beans, chorizo sausage, two eggs, and house made salsa
$  14

South of the Border

Three eggs with peppers, onions, jalapeño, black beans, tomato, and cheddar jack cheese. Served in a burrito.
$  13

Breakfast Quesadilla

Three eggs scrambled, sautéed onions, choice of ham, bacon, or sausage and cheese in a tortilla topped with tomato and spicy hollandaise
$  14

Jester Tacos

Three soft tortillas filled with scrambled eggs, and melted cheddar cheese, topped with chorizo, grape tomatoes, scallions, jalapeños and grilled corn. Served with home fries
$  15


Avocado, tomato, jalapeño and pepper jack cheese, topped with salsa. Served with home fries and toast.
$  14

Kidiot Breakfast

Includes one small juice or milk (chocolate milk additional .50)

French Toast Sticks

$  6

Silver Dollar Pancakes

$  6

Eggs in a Basket

One egg cooked in your choice of toast
$  6


Maple Brown Sugar or cinnamon apple
$  6

Scrambled Eggs

With your choice of bacon or sausage
$  6


English Muffin

$  2

Corn Muffin

$  2.50

Ham, Bacon, or Sausage

$  3

Homemade Sausage Patty (1) or Turkey Bacon

$  4

Sautéed Spinach

$  4


$  4

Corned Beef Hash

$  5

Small Seasonal Fruit Plate

$  6


$  4


Juices… Sm $2 / Lg $4

Orange, apple, pineapple, or cranberry

Milk or Chocolate Milk… Sm $2 / Lg $4

Coffee or Tea (free refills with meal only) $3

Hot Chocolate $3

Prices subject to change without notice  |   Prices on menu reflect a cash discount.

Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy.

Prices do not include New York State Sales Tax 

*Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions

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