Breakfast Menu

Served Saturdays & Sundays, 9am-12pm

Omelettes

Served with home fries and choice of toast. Add $2.00 for egg whites.

Greek

Spinach, feta cheese, and onions
$  11

Veggie Overload

Peppers, onions, spinach, mushrooms, and tomato
$  11

Western

Ham, peppers, onions, and cheddar cheese
$  12

Mama's Meat

Ham, bacon, and sausage
$  13

Skinny Chicky

Three egg whites stuffed with grilled chicken, avocado, and choice of cheese
$  13

Eater's Choice $12

Choice of 3 Ingredients

American / Swiss / Feta / Provolone / Cheddar Jack / Mozzarella / Spinach / Mushrooms / Onions / Jalapeños / Black Beans / Peppers / Tomato / Ham / Applewood Smoked Bacon / Sausage / Canadian Bacon

Avocado... +3

Shrimp, Steak, or Crab... +4

Egg whites... +2

Chicken... +2

Sandwiches

Eggy "McMuff"

One egg and choice of ham, bacon, or sausage on an english muffin. Add cheese... $.75
$  6

Van Kaiser

Two eggs, cheese, and choice of ham, bacon, or sasuage on kaiser roll
$  8

Waffle Sandwich

Ham, Swiss cheese, two eggs over medium, & maple mustard butter, sandwiched in a house made belgian waffle, with a choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
$  13

Classic BLT

Bacon, lettuce, and tomato served on choice of toast with home fries or crinkle cut fries
$  10

Cali Style BLT

Sliced turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and avocado, served on a kaiser roll with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
$  14

The "Honey" Farm

Deli sliced ham, turkey, and provolone cheese, topped with fresh arugula and honey mustard, served on freshly pressed ciabatta bread wtih choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
$  15

Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast

Choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries. Add bacon... $1.50 / Add bacon & tomato... $2
$  8

Caprese Panini

Fresh mozzarella, tomato, and basil, drizzled with olive oil and balsamic glaze, served on a freshly pressed ciabatta bread with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
$  14

Greek Salad Wrap

Mixed greens, black olives, cucumbers, tomato, red onion, and feta cheese, served with Greek dressing in your choice of wrap with home fries or crinkle cut fries. Add chicken... $2
$  13

Sunrise Burger*

An 8oz burger, cooked to your liking and topped with bacon, your choice of cheese, and two fried eggs. Served with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
$  14

Our Famous Jumbo Wings

Available in orders of:  (8) $13  /  (12) $16  /  (25) $29

served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery.

Additional 2oz. Blue Cheese +.75  |  Carrots & Celery  +1.50

AVAILABLE IN:

  • Trademark Buffalo
  • Honey BBQ
  • Garlic & Parmesan
  • Teriyaki
  • Johnny Black BBQ
  • Honey Sriracha (S)
  • Peppercorn Plunge
  • Firecracker – sweet hot chili sauce
  • Dry Rub
  • Atomic – if you dare (S)
  • V.I.P. – cajun spice & fire grilled
  • Sweet Bayou – sweet red pepper
  • St. Looie – spicy BBQ (S)

Batter Up

Add $1.50 for 2 eggs, Add $2.00 for meat, Add $2.50 for fresh strawberries

Pancakes

Plain with butter and syrup
$  7

Chocolate Chip Pancakes

With butter and syrup
$  8

Banana Pecan Pancakes

With butter and syrup
$  9

French Toast

Coated with vanilla, cinnamon egg wash
$  9

Belgian Waffle

With butter and syrup
$  8

Bread Pudding French Toast

Our fluffy French toast, dipped in a vanilla bread pudding egg wash, topped with fresh mixed berries
$  10

Breakfast Churro Bites

cinnamon swirl bread, dipped in cinnamon vanilla egg wash, coated with cinnamon sugar, toasted, and served with honey maple dipping sauce
$  10

Chicken & Waffles

Fluffy Belgian Waffle topped with crispy buttermilk chicken tenders
$  10

The Benedicts

Poached eggs with Hollandaise Sauce on an English Muffin, served with home fries

Benny of the Week

Ask your server
$  MP

The Original

Served with canadian bacon
$  10

Veggie Benny

Grilled tomato, avocado, spinach
$  13

The McFee

Served with corned beef hash
$  11

The Pincher

Served with crab cakes
$  14

Platters

Southern Biscuits

Served with home fries and sausage gravy
$  9

Breakfast in Bread

A bread bowl filled with three scrambled eggs, corned beef hash, peppers, onion, and melted cheddar cheese
$  12

My Cousin Vinny

Two fried eggs, bacon, and grits
$  10

Steak & Eggs

Cooked to your liking and served with home fries and toast
$  16

Avocado Toast

Fresh avocado spread onto toasted rye bread,drizzled with olive oil, and sprinkled with black pepper, served with a side of home fries. Add an egg any style 1.50
$  15

Idiot Platter

Three eggs, two pancakes, ham, bacon, sausage, home fries, and toast
$  15

Under the Sea Sizzler

A two egg scrambler with potatoes, fresh lobster and crab mea, cajun shrimp, and choice of cheese, served with toast
$  16

Build Your Own Platter $12

Two eggs, home fries, toast, and your choice of two:

American / Swiss / Feta / Provolone / Cheddar Jack / Mozzarella / Applewood Smoked Bacon / Sausage Links / Ham / Canadian Bacon / Turkey Bacon

MAKE IT SAUCY +$1

  • Hollandaise
  • Spicy Hollandaise
  • Salsa
  • Pico de Gallo
  • Add Guacamole +$1.50

PLATTER EXTRAS

  • Substitute egg whites $3
  • Additional egg $1.50
  • Corned beef hash $4
  • Housemade sausage patties (2) $3
  • Steak $4
  • Crab Cake (2) $4
  • Shrimp $4
  • Pancakes (2) $2
  • Chocolate Chip Pancakes (2) $3
  • Banana Pecan Pancakes (2) $3
  • French Toast (2) $2
  • Fruit $4.50
  • Grits $3
  • English Muffin (Substitute for Toast) $1
  • Corn Muffin (Substitute for Toast) $2
  • Avocado $3
  • Spinach $3

Fiesta Favorites

Huevos Rancheros

Two corn tortillas topped with refried black beans, chorizo sausage, two eggs, and house made salsa
$  11

South of the Border

Three eggs with peppers, onions, jalapeño, black beans, tomato, and cheddar jack cheese. Served in a burrito.
$  12

Breakfast Quesadilla

Three eggs scrambled, sautéed onions, choice of ham, bacon, or sausage and cheese in a tortilla topped with tomato and spicy hollandaise
$  12

Jester Tacos

Three soft tortillas filled with scrambled eggs, and melted cheddar cheese, topped with chorizo, grape tomatoes, scallions, jalapeños and grilled corn. Served with home fries
$  14

Mexi-Omelet

Avocado, tomato, jalapeño and pepper jack cheese, topped with salsa. Served with home fries and toast.
$  13

Kidiot Breakfast

Includes one small juice or milk (chocolate milk additional .50)

French Toast Sticks

$  6

Silver Dollar Pancakes

$  6

Eggs in a Basket

One egg cooked in your choice of toast
$  6

Oatmeal

Maple Brown Sugar or cinnamon apple
$  6

Scrambled Eggs

With your choice of bacon or sausage
$  6

Sides

English Muffin

$  1.5

Corn Muffin

$  2

Ham, Bacon, or Sausage

$  2

Homemade Sausage Patties

$  3

Sautéed Spinach

$  3

Avocado

$  3

Corned Beef Hash

$  5

Small Seasonal Fruit Plate

$  4.5

Beverages

Juices… Sm $1.75 / Lg $2.50

Orange, apple, pineapple, or cranberry

Milk or Chocolate Milk… Sm $1.75 / Lg $2.50

Coffee or Tea (free refills with meal only) $2.25

Hot Chocolate $2.25

BYO Bloody Mary $20

Choice of Liquor 

Choice of Mixer 

Choice of 3 Ingredients 

Choice of 2 Garnishes

Prices subject to change without notice  |   Prices on menu reflect a cash discount.

Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy.

Prices do not include New York State Sales Tax 

*Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions

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