Catering Menu
Items below are available in half and full trays.
Appetizers
Fresh Vegetable Platter
Served with choice of dressing
Sliced Fresh Fruit Platter
Fresh Shrimp Cocktail
Potato Skins
Mozzarella Sticks
Crab Cakes
Baked Clams
Spinach & Artichoke Dip
Chicken Fingers
Idiot Bits
Available in all of the below flavors
Our Famous Jumbo Wings
Available in all of the below flavors
WINGS SERVED WITH CHOICE OF SAUCE:
Trademark Buffalo / Teriyaki / Dry Rub / Johnny Black BBQ / Garlic & Parmesan / Firecracker sweet hot chili sauce (s) / V.I.P. cajun spice & fire grilled (s) / Honey BBQ / Sweet Bayou sweet red pepper / Atomic (s) / Honey Sriracha / Peppercorn Plunge / St Looie spicy BBQ (s)
Salads
Garden Salad
Greek Salad
Caesar Salad
Caesar Salad with Grilled Chicken
Caesar Salad with Shrimp*
Sides
Sausage & Peppers
Swedish Meatballs
Rice Pilaf
Grilled Vegetables
Garlic Mashed Potatoes
Oven Roasted Potatoes
Heroes
American Hero
Italian Hero
Chicken Cutlet Hero
Prepared with fresh mozzarella & roasted red peppers
Parmigiana
Chicken Parmigiana
Shrimp Parmigiana*
Eggplant Parmigiana
Pasta
Penne Ala Vodka
Baked Ziti
Meat Lasagna
Tortellini Carbonara
Fettucine Alfredo
Linguini with Clam Sauce*
Available in red or white sauce
Stuffed Shells
Rigatoni Bolognese
Rigatoni with Shrimp & Scallops*
Served with fresh spinach in a pink cream sauce
Cheese Ravioli
Served with marinara sauce
Chicken
Chicken Francaise
Chicken Marsala
Grilled Chicken
Cajun Chicken
Served in a cream sauce
Chicken Cordon Blue
Chicken & Shrimp Stir Fry*
Sautéed with peppers, onions, mushrooms & broccoli in a sesame garlic sauce
Chicken Picatta
Served with artichokes and capers in a white wine sauce
Chicken Cacciatore
Served with peppers, onions and mushrooms in a tomato sauce
Chicken with Sausage
Hot or sweet with peppers, onions & fried potatoes
Chicken Scarpariello
Sautéed chicken breast in a light lemon white wine with garlic, fresh rosemary and your choice of sweet or hot sausages
Beef
Marinated Steak Bits*
Served with crumbled blue cheese and scallions
London Broil*
Steak Pizzaiola*
Served with mushrooms in a tomato sauce
Seafood
Mussels*
Red or white sauce
Shrimp Scampi*
Flounder Francaise*
Shrimp Francaise*
Something not on the menu? Ask, we can accommodate almost any request.
Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy.
*Larger parties require customer to order more food*
**Trays are not unlimited**
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(631) 289-8471
8 East Main Street
Patchogue, New York 11772
Open 7 Days
Mon-Thurs 11am-12am
Friday 11am-2am
Saturday 9am-2am
Sunday 9am-12am