Catering Menu

Items below are available in half and full trays.


Fresh Vegetable Platter

Served with choice of dressing

Sliced Fresh Fruit Platter

Fresh Shrimp Cocktail

Potato Skins

Mozzarella Sticks

Crab Cakes

Baked Clams

Spinach & Artichoke Dip

Chicken Fingers

Idiot Bits

Available in all of the below flavors

Our Famous Jumbo Wings

Available in all of the below flavors


Trademark Buffalo / Teriyaki / Dry Rub / Johnny Black BBQ / Garlic & Parmesan / Firecracker sweet hot chili sauce (s) / V.I.P. cajun spice & fire grilled (s) / Honey BBQ / Sweet Bayou  sweet red pepper / Atomic (s) / Honey Sriracha / Peppercorn Plunge / St Looie  spicy BBQ (s)


Garden Salad

Greek Salad

Caesar Salad

Caesar Salad with Grilled Chicken

Caesar Salad with Shrimp*


Sausage & Peppers

Swedish Meatballs

Rice Pilaf

Grilled Vegetables

Garlic Mashed Potatoes

Oven Roasted Potatoes


American Hero

Italian Hero

Chicken Cutlet Hero

Prepared with fresh mozzarella & roasted red peppers


Chicken Parmigiana

Shrimp Parmigiana*

Eggplant Parmigiana


Penne Ala Vodka

Baked Ziti

Meat Lasagna

Tortellini Carbonara

Fettucine Alfredo

Linguini with Clam Sauce*

Available in red or white sauce

Stuffed Shells

Rigatoni Bolognese

Rigatoni with Shrimp & Scallops*

Served with fresh spinach in a pink cream sauce

Cheese Ravioli

Served with marinara sauce


Chicken Francaise

Chicken Marsala

Grilled Chicken

Cajun Chicken

Served in a cream sauce

Chicken Cordon Blue

Chicken & Shrimp Stir Fry*

Sautéed with peppers, onions, mushrooms & broccoli in a sesame garlic sauce

Chicken Picatta

Served with artichokes and capers in a white wine sauce

Chicken Cacciatore

Served with peppers, onions and mushrooms in a tomato sauce

Chicken with Sausage

Hot or sweet with peppers, onions & fried potatoes

Chicken Scarpariello

Sautéed chicken breast in a light lemon white wine with garlic, fresh rosemary and your choice of sweet or hot sausages


Marinated Steak Bits*

Served with crumbled blue cheese and scallions

London Broil*

Steak Pizzaiola*

Served with mushrooms in a tomato sauce



Red or white sauce

Shrimp Scampi*

Flounder Francaise*

Shrimp Francaise*

Something not on the menu? Ask, we can accommodate almost any request.

Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy.

*Larger parties require customer to order more food*

**Trays are not unlimited**

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Patchogue, New York 11772

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Saturday 9am-2am
Sunday 9am-12am

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