All Cocktails $15

Drunken Peach

Jameson Irish Whiskey, peach liqueur and fresh citrus juices, topped with fresh brewed iced tea

Blueberry Cubanito

Stoli blueberi vodka, fresh muddled blueberries, mint, lime & simple syrup, topped with a splash of sprite

Black Raspberry Margarita

Casamigos Blanco tequila, chambord, fresh lime juice and pink lemonade, served with a sugar rim

Strawberry Mule

Ciroc Redberry vodka & fresh strawberry puree, topped with ginger beer

Dragon Punch

Bacardi Dragon berry rum, grapefruit juice, orange juice & a touch of honey, served with a sugar rim

Sparkling Mango Lemonade

Ciroc Mango vodka & pink lemonade, topped with champagne

Blossoming Bull

Ketel One Botanicals Cucumber Mint vodka and Watermelon Red Bull, topped with a splash of Sprite

Spring Fling

Silver tequila infused with fresh guava, cracked tri-color peppercorns and organic agave, topped with a splash of ginger ale


Red Slamgria

house made blackberry sangria, topped with a small bottle of merlot
$  14

White Slamgria

house made peach sangria, topped with a small bottle of pinot grigio
$  14

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