All Cocktails $14

Apple Cider Mimosa

Smirnoff kissed caramel vodka, champagne & apple cider, served with a caramel & cinnamon sugar rim

Angry Apple Pie

Amaretto, orange juice & Angry Orchard cider, topped with fireball, served with a cinnamon sugar rim

Autumn Sky

Tito's handmade vodka, muddled strawberries, fresh ginger, lemon & simple syrup, topped with a splash of tonic

Pumpkin Spice Latte-tini

Van gogh double espresso vodka, pumpkin spiced irish cream & pinnacle whipped vodka, served with a cinnamon sugar rim

Flying Peach

Ciroc peach vodka, pink lemonade & fresh citrus juices, topped with Red Bull

Blackberry Mule

Ketel one vodka, muddled blackberries & blackberry brandy, topped with ginger beer

Fall Sangria

Red wine flavored with cinnamon sticks, apple cider & seasonal fruit

The Harvest

Premium vodka infused with fresh cranberry, granny smith & red delicious apples & ginger

U-PICK PUMPKIN FLIGHTS $10

Choose any 4 of our pumpkin & oktoberfest brews (based upon availability)

SLAMGRIAS $14

Red Slamgria

House made blackberry sangria topped with a small bottle of merlot

White Slamgria

House made peach sangria topped with a small bottle of pinot grigio

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