All Cocktails $15

WATERMELON BASIL "HIGH"

TITO’S HANDMADE VODKA, INFUSED WITH FRESH WATERMELON & ORGANIC BASIL. BLENDED WITH FRESH WATERMELON JUICE AND AGAVE, TOPPED WITH A SPLASH OF CLUB SODA
$  13

PINEAPPLE MOJITO

BACARDI PINEAPPLE, FRESH MINT, SIMPLE SYRUP & PINEAPPLE JUICE, TOPPED WITH CLUB SODA
$  12

PINK LEMONADE MARGARITA

MILAGRO SILVER, FRESH LIME JUICE, PINK LEMONADE, ORANGE LIQUEUR & A SPLASH OF GRENADINE
$  12

BLUEBERRY CUBANITO

STOLI BLUEBERI, SIMPLE SYRUP, FRESH BLUEBERRIES, MINT & LIME, TOPPED WITH SPRITE
$  13

COCONUT MARGARITA

1800 COCONUT TEQUILA, COINTREAU, CREAM OF COCONUT, ORANGE & LIME JUICES, SERVED WITH A SHAVED COCONUT RIM
$  13

TROPICAL MOJITO

BACARDI TROPICAL RUM, FRESH MINT & STRAWBERRY PUREE, TOPPED WITH A SPLASH OF CLUB SODA
$  12

SUMMER SANGRIA

PINOT GRIGIO FLAVORED WITH FRESH MANGO, ORANGE & STRAWBERRIES, TOPPED WITH A SPLASH OF SPRITE
$  14

Buckets $22 - SERVED IN A SOUVENIR BUCKET

V.I.P. PUNCH

MALIBU COCONUT, CAPTAIN MORGAN, APRICOT BRANDY, PINEAPPLE & ORANGE JUICES, TOPPED WITH 151 RUM

BULL IN A BUCKET

ABSOLUT CITRON, WATERMELON LIQUEUR, ORANGE LIQUEUR & FRESH CITRUS JUICES, TOPPED WITH WATERMELON RED BULL & SPRITE

CABO BULLDOG

TITO'S HANDMADE VODKA & PINK LEMONADE, TOPPED WITH A CORONITA

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