Appetizers

Disco Fries

Crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy
$  9

Mini Chicken Tacos

Served with sides of sour cream & salsa, topped with cheddar jack cheese
$  9

Chicken Fingers

served with honey mustard – Add buffalo sauce... $1
$  11

Sweet Jesus Fries

Sweet potato fries drizzled with house-made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans
$  11

Bodacious Tot-Tots

Tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon & fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dressing, served with a side of sour cream
$  11

Mac-n-Cheese Wedges (3)

5-cheese blend macaroni wedges, mixed with bacon, breaded & deep fried, served with ranch dressing
$  13

Crab Cakes (2)

house-made lump crab cakes, served with cajun remoulade
$  14

Nachos Locos

Nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili – Add chicken $2 Add pulled pork $3
$  14

Lobster Wontons (6)

Fresh lobster & cream cheese filled wontons, lightly fried, served with Asian dipping sauce
$  16

Stoopid Sampler

Wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with the appropriate dipping sauces
$  18

*Cajun Seared Tuna (H)

Cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
$  17

Onion Ring Tower

Served with chipotle mayo
$  11

Mozzarella Sticks

Parmesan dusted with a side of house-made marinara
$  10

Fried Pickle Chips

Tempura battered pickle chips served with honey mustard or ranch
$  10

Quesadilla (GF - in a gluten-free wrap)

cheese $11 | chicken $14 | *steak or shrimp $16 | lobster $18 | Bacon, cheddar, and monterey jack in a crispy tortilla with salsa, pico de gallo, & sour cream

Veggie Quesadilla (GF / V / H)

Broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & melted cheddar cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with salsa, sour cream, and pico de gallo
$  12

Buffalo Chicken Dip

Shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl Served with celery, carrots, and house-made tortilla chips
$  16

Sit-n-Spinach Dip

Oversized bread bowl, filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with house made tortilla chips
$  16

Jumbo Hot Pretzel

Served with mustard | Add nacho cheese $1
$  9

Calamari

Served with your choice of Italian style, buffalo, or thai chili
$  16

*Marinated Steak Tidbits (GF - without crostini)

Marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, with toasted garlic crostinis
$  18

Our Famous Jumbo Wings

Available in orders of:  (8) $14  /  (12) $17  /  (25) 30

served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery.

Additional 2oz. Blue Cheese +1  |  Carrots & Celery  +1.50

AVAILABLE IN:

  • Trademark Buffalo
  • Honey BBQ
  • Garlic & Parmesan
  • Teriyaki
  • Johnny Black BBQ
  • Honey Sriracha (S)
  • Peppercorn Plunge
  • Firecracker – sweet hot chili sauce
  • Dry Rub
  • Atomic – if you dare (S)
  • V.I.P. – cajun spice & fire grilled
  • Sweet Bayou – sweet red pepper
  • St. Looie – spicy BBQ (S)

Boneless Idiot Bits

Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured & fried, or grilled & tossed in your choice of wing sauce, served with blue cheese dressing, carrots & celery
$  14

Flatbreads

The Bruschetta (V)

topped with house made bruschetta and melted mozzarella cheese
$  12

The Cali

Grilled chicken, peppers, onions, avocado, & cheddar cheese, topped with chipotle mayo
$  14

The Buffalo

Topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & mozzarella, drizzled with ranch dressing
$  14

Tacos

3 Tacos. Served with a side of Tortilla Chips, Salsa and Sour Cream.

Pulled Pork

Topped with cheddar cheese and southwest slaw
$  15

*Ahi Tuna (H)

Topped with cabbage, radishes, and cilantro drizzled with wasabi mayo
$  16

Chipotle Shrimp

Topped with mango salsa
$  16

Soups

Soup of the Day

Cup $7 | Bowl $9

Loaded Potato

Cup $7 | Bowl $9

Chicken Noodle

Cup $6 | Bowl $8

Lobster Bisque

Cup $9 | Bowl $11

French Onion

$9

Chili

$10

Stoopid Sliders

3 Sliders Per Order. Served with Crinkle Cut Fries or House Made Potato Chips.

Substitute Any Side Starting at $2.

Three Stooges Sliders

Mini burgers served with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, and thousand island dressing on mini pretzel rolls
$  16

The Little Sh*tz

Pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw, and cheddar cheese on mini martin potato rolls
$  17

Lobster Roll Sliders

House-made lobster salad on toasted mini martin potato rolls
$  18

V.I.P. Sliders

Filet mignon sliders topped with provolone, fresh arugula, & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
$  19

Salads (H)

DRESSINGS: Italian • Blue Cheese • Balsamic Vinaigrette • Caesar • Fat Free Raspberry Vinaigrette • Ranch • Thousand Island • Cilantro Lime Dressing • Honey Mustard

Extra Side of (2 oz.) Dressing... $1

ADD TO ANY SALAD:  Chicken... $3  /  *Steak or Shrimp... $5  /  *Seared Tuna... $8

Garden Salad (GF)

Romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber, & red onion
$  10

The Wedge (GF)

Crispy iceberg wedge with blue cheese crumbles, tomatoes, & crumbled bacon
$  12

Cobb Salad (GF)

Romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles, & apple slices
$  14

Caesar Salad (GF - without croutons)

Romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons, and parmesan
$  12

The G.O.A.T. (Greatest of all time) (GF)

Mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes, and pecans, Topped with grilled chicken | substitute *steak or shrimp $3
$  16

Bistro Salad (GF)

Mesclun greens, fresh mozzarella, and roasted red peppers drizzled with balsamic glaze topped with grilled chicken | substitute *steak or shrimp $3
$  15

Gorgonzola Salad (GF)

Mesclun greens, apples, dried cranberries, chopped pecans, & crumbled gorgonzola
$  13

Southwest Salad

Romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion, and cheddar cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cilantro lime vinaigrette, topped with cajun chicken | substitute *steak or shrimp $3
$  16

*TNT

Fried calamari and sliced seared tuna, tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger & sesame seeds, smothered in our Thai sauce
$  19

Signature Dishes

Dreamy Tortellini

Tortellini, tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach, and grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
$  25

V.I.P. Ribs

Served with mac n' cheese & cole slaw
$  18

Idiot Francese

Chicken cutlets sautéed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta
$  21

Jazzy Jambalaya (GF)

Cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice
$  20

When In Rome

Breaded chicken breast, prosciutto, asparagus, & fresh mozzarella, served in a pink sauce over parmesan rice
$  24

Lobster Mac n' Cheese

Sautéed lobster in a sharp cheddar cream sauce
$  25

Burgers

All Burgers Served with Choice of Crinkle Cut Fries or House Made Potato Chips.

Substitute Any Side Starting at $2.

*Burger

$  13

*Cheeseburger

$  14

*The Ace

8 oz. burger stacked with (5) strips of bacon with choice of cheese
$  18

*The Meathead

10 oz. burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onion & cheddar cheese on a bishop roll
$  19

*The Burgundy

8 oz. burger, cajun dipped, topped with bacon, swiss cheese, and house made potato chips
$  17

*Texas Burger

8 oz. burger topped with fried jalapeños, fried onions, pepper jack & bbq sauce
$  16

*Marinated Burger

8 oz. burger covered in our signature marinade
$  16

*Short Rib Burger

8 oz. burger topped with cheddar cheese, slow cooked short rib & frazzled onions
$  17

*Mac Attack Burger

8 oz. burger topped with house made mac & cheese on a brioche bun
$  16

Chipotle Chicken Burger (H)

Freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion, and southwest slaw
$  17

Sandwiches

All Sandwiches Served with Choice of Crinkle Cut Fries or House Made Potato Chips.

Substitute Any Side Starting at $2.

*Filet McMuff

Marinated petite filet mignon, sautéed maushrooms, onions, & melted swiss cheese on an english muffin
$  21

American Chicken Sandwich

Breaded & fried chicken cutlet with American cheese and bacon on a pretzel roll | on a hero +$4
$  15

Sweet Chicky Sandwich

Grilled seasoned chicken, swiss cheese, bacon, & crispy onions topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll
$  14

It's the Sh*t Sandwich

Pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
$  18

*Sliced Steak Sandwich

Marinated & cooked to your liking, served with crispy frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
$  20

Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast

with bacon $14 | with bacon & tomato $15
$  12

Turkey Club

Turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
$  16

Groovin Reuben

Thinly sliced corned beef, melted Swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye
$  18

Philly Cheese Steak

Sliced roast beef, sautéed onions & peppers, melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero
$  18

Moe

Hot roast beef & melted mozzarella with gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero
$  17

Larry Po' Boy

Grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapeños, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
$  18

Curly

Grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero | add buffalo sauce $1
$  16

Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich

Panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero
$  17

Wraps & Paninis

All Wraps & Paninis Served with Choice of Crinkle Cut Fries or House Made Potato Chips.

Substitute Any Side Starting at $2.

WRAP OPTIONS: White / Whole Wheat / Spinach & Herb / Tomato Basil / Chipotle / Gluten Free

El Diablo Wrap (S / GF in a gluten-free wrap)

Grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce
$  16

Oh-Hell-thy Chicken Wrap (GF in a gluten-free wrap)

Lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon, & provolone cheese with ranch dressing
$  16

Grilled Chicken Panini (H)

Chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto
$  16

Healthy Italian Wrap (H / GF in a gluten-free wrap)

Grilled chicken, arugula, sun-dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella
$  15

Roasted Veggie Panini (V / H)

Roasted eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, onions, tomato, & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze
$  16

*Marinated Prime Panini

Marinated sliced prime rib, sautéed onions, melted provolone cheese with spicy horseradish mayo
$  19

*Ahi Tuna Wrap (H / GF in a gluten-free wrap)

Grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
$  19

Cajun Shrimp Wrap (H / GF in a gluten free wrap)

Grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo, & chipotle mayo
$  17

Buffalo Soldier Wrap

Fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato, and blue cheese dressing
$  15

Chicken Caesar Wrap

Grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing & parmesan cheese
$  15

Sides

Rice

$  4

Cole Slaw

$  4

Tater Tots

$  5

Onion Rings

$  5

Sautéed Veggies

$  6

Mac n' Cheese

$  6

Waffle Fries

$  5

Loaded Tater Tots

$  6

Sweet Potato Fries

$  7

Mashed Potatoes

With a side of gravy
$  7

Asparagus

$  8

Parmesan Rice

$  7
GF = Gluten-Friendly           S = Spicy
V = Vegetarian           H = Healthier Option

Prices subject to change without notice  |   Prices on menu reflect a cash discount.

Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy.

Prices do not include New York State Sales Tax 

*Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions

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