Build your own Omelette


Choice of 3 Ingredients

spinach / onions / jalapeños / peppers / black beans / tomato / mushrooms / ham / applewood smoked bacon / turkey bacon / sausage or canadian bacon

Add avocado... +2

Add shrimp, steak, tuna, or crab... +6

Chicken... +2

Make it a burrito... +2


all sandwiches served with your choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries

substitute any side +2

Filegg McMuff

Sliced marinated filet mignon, sauteed onions, mushrooms and melted swiss, topped with a sunny side up egg served on an english muffin
$  21

Sunnyside Panini

Three eggs, ham, bacon, sausage, choice of cheese on freshly pressed ciabatta bread
$  17

Waffle Sandwich

Ham, swiss cheese, two eggs over medium, and mustard butter, sandwiched in a house made belgian waffle
$  17

Bacon, Egg and Cheeseburger

8oz burger cooked to your liking and topped with one egg any style, bacon and melted cheese of your choice
$  14

Buttermilk Chicken Sandwich

Buttermilk chicken served with lettuce, tomato and ranch dressing
$  16

LG Eggy McMuff

Two eggs, bacon, sausage and american cheese served on a kaiser roll
$  9

Classic BLT

Bacon, lettuce and tomato served on choice of toast
$  10

Caprese Panini

Fresh mozzarella, tomato, and basil, drizzled with olive oil and balsamic glaze, served on a freshly pressed ciabatta bread with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
$  14

healthier options

Acai Bowl

Acai pureed with strawberries, banana and splash of almond milk, served with granola, sliced banana, fresh blueberries, fresh sliced strawberries, topped with coconut shavings and drizzled with honey
$  11

Greek Salad Wrap

Mixed greens, black olives, cucumbers, tomato, red onion and feta cheese, served with greek dressing in your choice of wrap with home fries or crinkle cut fries / add chicken +2
$  14


Avocado, turkey bacon, tomato slices on ciabatta toast with chipotle mayo
$  15

Avocado Toast

Fresh avodaco spread onto toasted rye bread, drizzled with olive oil, and sprinkled with black pepper, served with three egg whites, and a side of home fries
$  15

Batter Up

Add $1.50 for 2 eggs,

Add $2.00 for meat,

Add $2.50 for fresh strawberries

(3) Pancakes Plain with Butter and Syrup

$  8

(3) Chocolate Chip Pancakes with Butter and Syrup

$  9

(3) Gluten Free Pancakes

$  9

Belgian Waffle with Butter and Syrup

$  9

Breakfast Churro Bites

Served with honey maple mayo dipping sauce
$  10

French Toast

Coated with vanilla cinnamon egg wash
$  11

The Benedicts

poached eggs with hollandaise sauce served on an english muffin with home fries

The Original

Served with canadian bacon
$  11

Shrimp Benedict

Served with cajun shrimp
$  14

The Mediterranean

Served with spinach, roasted red peppers and feta
$  12

The McFee

Served with corned beef hash
$  12

The Pincher

Served with crab cakes
$  14

hangover helpers

Chicken & Waffles

A belgian waffle topped with crispy fried buttermilk chicken & maple syrup
$  17

Breakfast Mac & Cheese

Scrambled eggs, ham and cheddar cheese
$  14

Lobster Mac & Cheese

Our house made mac and cheese tossed with lobster meat
$  17

Shrimp & Grits

House made grits topped with cajun shrimp and chorizo served with a small cup of seasonal fruit
$  16

Iron Man Burrito

Three scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, american cheese, and home fries
$  14

South of the Border Burrito

Three eggs with peppers, onions, jalapenos, black beans, tomatoes and cheddar jack cheese, with a spicy tomato drizzle on top, served with home fries on the side
$  15

Breakfast Quesadilla

Three eggs scrambled, sauteed onions, choice of ham, bacon, or sausage and cheese in a tortilla topped with diced tomatoes and a spicy hollandaise sauce
$  13

Mr. Lucky’s Tacos

Three soft shell tacos filled with scrambled eggs, shredded pepper jack cheese, chorizo and pico de gallo
$  12


Idiot Sizzler

A two egg scrambler with sausages, peppers, onions and mozzarella cheese, served with your choice of toast
$  13

Southern Biscuits

Served with sausage gravy and home fries
$  10

Steak & Eggs

Cooked to your liking, served with home fries and toast
$  17

Idiot Platter

Three eggs, two pancakes, ham, bacon, sausage, home fries and toast
$  17

Breakfast in Bed

A bread bowl filled with three scrambled eggs, corned beef hash, peppers, onion, and melted cheddar cheese
$  15


English Muffin

$  1.5


$  2


$  2


$  2


$  3


Juices… Sm $1.75 / Lg $2.50

Orange, apple, pineapple, or cranberry

Milk or Chocolate Milk… Sm $1.75 / Lg $2.50

Coffee or Tea (free refills with meal only) $2.25

mimosa towers $25

Assorted Flavors

Prices subject to change without notice  |   Prices on menu reflect a cash discount.

Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy.

Prices do not include New York State Sales Tax 

*Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions

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