Add bottomless mimosas, bloody marys & sangria to any brunch item for $15 (2 hour limit)

Omelettes

SERVED WITH HOME FRIES AND TOAST

$2 For Egg Whites

GREEK

SPINACH, FETA CHEESE & ONIONS
$  12

MEXI

AVOCADO, TOMATO, JALAPEÑO & PEPPER JACK CHEESE, TOPPED WITH SALSA
$  14

SKINNY CHICKY

THREE EGG WHITES STUFFED WITH GRILLED CHICKEN, AVOCADO & CHOICE OF CHEESE
$  15

Build your own Omelette

$13

CHOICE OF 3 INGREDIENTS:
AMERICAN, SWISS, FETA, PROVOLONE, CHEDDAR JACK, MOZZARELLA, MUSHROOMS, ONIONS, JALAPEÑOS, BLACK BEANS, PEPPERS, TOMATO, HAM, APPLEWOOD SMOKED BACON, SAUSAGE OR CANADIAN BACON

AVOCADO OR SPINACH... 3
SHRIMP, *STEAK OR CRAB... 5
EGG WHITES... 2
ADD CHICKEN OR TURKEY BACON... 3

Sandwiches

all sandwiches served with your choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries

substitute any side +2

*EGGY “MCMUFF”

ONE EGG AND CHOICE OF HAM, BACON OR SAUSAGE LINKS ON AN ENGLISH MUFFIN
ADD CHEESE... 1 | EGG WHITES... 2 | TURKEY BACON... 3
$  7

*VON KAISER

TWO EGGS, CHEESE AND CHOICE OF HAM, BACON OR SAUSAGE LINKS ON A KAISER ROLL
EGG WHITES... 2 | TURKEY BACON... 3
$  9

*WAFFLE SANDWICH

HAM, SWISS CHEESE, TWO EGGS OVER MEDIUM & MAPLE MUSTARD BUTTER, SANDWICHED IN A HOUSE MADE BELGIAN WAFFLE WITH CHOICE OF HOME FRIES OR CRINKLE CUT FRIES
$  13

*SUNNYSIDE PANINI

3 EGGS, HAM, BACON, SAUSAGE & CHOICE OF CHEESE, SERVED ON FRESHLY PRESSED CIABATTA BREAD WITH CHOICE OF HOME FRIES OR CRINKLE CUT FRIES
$  16

CLASSIC BLT

BACON, LETTUCE & TOMATO, SERVED ON CHOICE OF TOAST WITH HOME FRIES OR CRINKLE CUT FRIES
ADD CHEESE... 1 | ADD 1 *EGG... 1.50 | SUB TURKEY BACON... 2
$  12

CALI BLT

SLICED TURKEY, BACON, LETTUCE, TOMATO & AVOCADO, SERVED ON A KAISER ROLL WITH HOME FRIES OR CRINKLE CUT FRIES
ADD CHEESE... 1 | ADD 1 *EGG... 1.50 | SUB TURKEY BACON... 2
$  14

GREEK SALAD WRAP

MIXED GREENS, BLACK OLIVES, CUCUMBERS, TOMATO, RED ONION, PEPPERS & FETA CHEESE, SERVED IN YOUR CHOICE OF WRAP WITH HOME FRIES OR CRINKLE CUT FRIES
ADD CHICKEN... 3
$  13

BUTTERMILK CHICKEN SANDWICH

CRISPY BUTTERMILK CHICKEN, TOPPED WITH LETTUCE, TOMATO & RANCH DRESSING, SERVED WITH HOME FRIES OR CRINKLE CUT FRIES
$  16

*BEC BURGER

8 oz BURGER TOPPED WITH BACON, YOUR CHOICE OF CHEESE & TWO FRIED EGGS, SERVED WITH HOME FRIES OR CRINKLE CUT FRIES
$  15

platters & bowls

*IDIOT PLATTER

THREE EGGS, HAM, BACON, SAUSAGE LINKS, 2 PANCAKES, HOME FRIES & TOAST
$  16

*MY COUSIN VINNY

TWO FRIED EGGS, BACON & GRITS
$  11

UNDER THE SEA SIZZLER

TWO EGGS SCRAMBLED WITH HOME FRIES, LOBSTER, CRAB, SHRIMP & CHOICE OF CHEESE, SERVED WITH TOAST
$  17

*STEAK & EGGS

COOKED TO YOUR LIKING, SERVED WITH HOME FRIES & TOAST
$  17

AVOCADO TOAST

FRESH AVOCADO SPREAD ONTO TOASTED RYE BREAD, DRIZZLED WITH EVOO & SPRINKLED WITH BLACK PEPPER, SERVED WITH HOME FRIES ADD 2 *EGGS... 3 | ADD 2 EGG WHITES... 4
$  15

ACAI BOWL

ACAI PUREED WITH STRAWBERRIES, BANANA & A SPLASH OF ALMOND MILK, SERVED WITH GRANOLA, FRESH BLUEBERRIES, SLICED STRAWBERRIES & BANANA, TOPPED WITH SHREDDED COCONUT & HONEY DRIZZLE
$  12

BREAKFAST IN BREAD

A BREAD BOWL FILLED WITH THREE SCRAMBLED EGGS, CORNED BEEF HASH, PEPPERS, ONIONS & CHEDDAR JACK CHEESE
$  14

*BUILD YOUR OWN PLATTER OR BOWL

UPGRADE TO A BREAD BOWL... 3 TWO EGGS, HOME FRIES, TOAST AND YOUR CHOICE OF ONE: APPLEWOOD SMOKED BACON, SAUSAGE LINKS, HAM OR CANADIAN BACON
EGG WHITES... 2 | AVOCADO OR TURKEY BACON... 3
$  12

Batter Up

ADD 2 *EGGS... 3 | ADD BACON, SAUSAGE LINKS OR HAM... 3 ADD FRESH STRAWBERRIES... 3

PANCAKES

PLAIN WITH BUTTER & SYRUP
$  9

CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES

WITH BUTTER & SYRUP
$  10

BANANA PECAN PANCAKES

WITH BUTTER & SYRUP
$  11

BELGIAN WAFFLE

WITH BUTTER & SYRUP
$  10

FRENCH TOAST

COATED WITH VANILLA, CINNAMON EGG WASH
$  10

BREAKFAST CHURRO BITES

DIPPED IN VANILLA, CINNAMON EGG WASH, COATED WITH CINNAMON SUGAR, TOASTED & SERVED WITH MAPLE DIPPING SAUCE
$  11

The Benedicts

POACHED EGGS WITH HOLLANDAISE SAUCE, SERVED ON AN OPEN-FACED ENGLISH MUFFIN WITH HOME FRIES

*THE ORIGINAL

SERVED WITH CANADIAN BACON
$  12

*THE MEDITERRANEAN

SERVED WITH SPINACH, ROASTED RED PEPPERS & FETA
$  15

*THE MCFEE

HOUSE MADE CORNED BEEF HASH
$  14

*THE PINCHER

HOUSE MADE CRAB CAKES
$  16

hangover helpers

CHICKEN & WAFFLES

FLUFFY BELGIAN WAFFLE TOPPED WITH CRISPY BUTTERMILK FRIED CHICKEN
$  17

JESTER TACOS

THREE SOFT TORTILLAS FILLED WITH SCRAMBLED EGGS AND MELTED CHEDDAR JACK CHEESE, TOPPED WITH CHORIZO, GRAPE TOMATOES, SCALLIONS, JALAPEÑO & GRILLED CORN, SERVED WITH HOME FRIES
$  15

IRON MAN BURRITO

THREE SCRAMBLED EGGS, BACON, SAUSAGE, AMERICAN CHEESE & HOME FRIES
$  14

SOUTHERN BISCUITS

TOPPED WITH HOUSE-MADE SAUSAGE GRAVY, SERVED WITH HOME FRIES ADD 1 *EGG... 1.50
$  10

BREAKFAST QUESADILLA

THREE SCRAMBLED EGGS, SAUTÉED ONIONS, CHOICE OF HAM, BACON OR SAUSAGE LINKS & CHEESE IN A TORTILLA, TOPPED WITH TOMATO & SPICY HOLLANDAISE
$  14

SOUTH OF THE BORDER BURRITO

THREE SCRAMBLED EGGS WITH PEPPERS, ONIONS, JALAPEÑO, BLACK BEANS, TOMATO & CHEDDAR JACK CHEESE, TOPPED WITH A SPICY TOMATO DRIZZLE, SERVED WITH HOME FRIES
$  15

SIDES

ENGLISH MUFFIN

$  2

CORN MUFFIN

$  2.50

HAM, BACON OR SAUSAGE LINKS

$  3

TURKEY BACON

$  4

SAUTEED SPINACH

$  4

AVOCADO

$  4

CORNED BEEF HASH

$  5

SMALL SEASONAL FRUIT

$  6

GRITS

$  4

Beverages

Juices… Sm $2 / Lg $4

Orange, apple, pineapple, or cranberry

Milk or Chocolate Milk… Sm $2 / Lg $4

Coffee or Tea (free refills with meal only) $2.25

Hot Chocolate $3

 

mimosa towers $25

Assorted Flavors

Prices subject to change without notice  |   Prices on menu reflect a cash discount.

Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy.

Prices do not include New York State Sales Tax 

*Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions

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