Lunch & Dinner Menu
Appetizers
Disco Fries
Mini Chicken Tacos
Chicken Fingers
Sweet Jesus Fries
Bodacious Tot-Tots
Mac-n-Cheese Wedges (3)
Nachos Locos
Stoopid Sampler
*Cajun Seared Tuna (H)
Onion Ring Tower
Mozzarella Sticks
Fried Pickle Chips
Quesadilla (GF - in a gluten-free wrap)
Veggie Quesadilla (GF / V / H)
Buffalo Chicken Dip
Sit-n-Spinach Dip
Jumbo Hot Pretzel
Calamari
*Marinated Steak Tidbits (GF - without crostini)
Mrs. Carone’s VIP Meatballs
Our Famous Jumbo Wings
Available in orders of: (8) $14 / (12) $17 / (25) $30
served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery.
Additional 2oz. Blue Cheese +1 | Carrots & Celery +1.50
AVAILABLE IN:
- Trademark Buffalo
- Honey BBQ
- Garlic & Parmesan
- Teriyaki
- Johnny Black BBQ
- Honey Sriracha (S)
- Peppercorn Plunge
- Firecracker – sweet hot chili sauce
- Dry Rub
- Atomic – if you dare (S)
- V.I.P. – cajun spice & fire grilled
- Sweet Bayou – sweet red pepper
- St. Looie – spicy BBQ (S)
Boneless Idiot Bits
Flatbreads
The Buffalo
The Prosciutto
The Greek (V)
Tacos
3 Tacos. Served with a side of Tortilla Chips, Salsa and Sour Cream.
Pulled Pork
*Ahi Tuna (H)
Chipotle Shrimp
Beef'd Up
Soups
Soup of the Day
Loaded Potato
Chicken Noodle
Lobster Bisque
French Onion
Chili
Stoopid Sliders
3 Sliders Per Order. Served with Crinkle Cut Fries or House Made Potato Chips.
Substitute Any Side Starting at $2.
Three Stooges Sliders
Lobster Roll Sliders
V.I.P. Sliders
BBQ Chicken Sliders
Meatloaf Sliders
Salads
DRESSINGS: Italian • Blue Cheese • Balsamic Vinaigrette • Caesar • Fat Free Raspberry Vinaigrette • Ranch • Thousand Island • Cilantro Lime Dressing • Honey Mustard
Extra Side of (2 oz.) Dressing... $1
ADD TO ANY SALAD: Chicken... $3 / *Steak or Shrimp... $5 / *Seared Tuna... $8
Garden Salad (GF)
Cobb Salad (GF)
Caesar Salad (GF - without croutons)
The G.O.A.T. (Greatest of all time) (GF)
Bistro Salad (GF)
Southwest Salad
*TNT
Signature Dishes
V.I.P. Ribs
Dreamy Tortellini
Jazzy Jambalaya (GF)
Idiot Francese
Mrs. C’s Chicken Cutlet
Mom’s Meatloaf
Burgers
All Burgers Served with Choice of Crinkle Cut Fries or House Made Potato Chips.
Substitute Any Side Starting at $2.
*Burger
*Cheeseburger
*The Ace
*The Meathead
*The Burgundy
*Texas Burger
*Marinated Burger
Chipotle Chicken Burger (H)
V.I.P. Chopped Cheese
*Bavarian Burger
Sandwiches
All Sandwiches Served with Choice of Crinkle Cut Fries or House Made Potato Chips.
Substitute Any Side Starting at $2.
*Filet McMuff
American Chicken Sandwich
Sweet Chicky Sandwich
It's the Sh*t Sandwich
*Sliced Steak Sandwich
Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
Turkey Club
Groovin Reuben
Philly Cheese Steak
Moe
Larry Po' Boy
Curly
Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich
Wraps & Paninis
All Wraps & Paninis Served with Choice of Crinkle Cut Fries or House Made Potato Chips.
Substitute Any Side Starting at $2.
WRAP OPTIONS: White / Whole Wheat / Spinach & Herb / Gluten Free
El Diablo Wrap (S / GF in a gluten-free wrap)
Oh-Hell-thy Chicken Wrap (GF in a gluten-free wrap)
Grilled Chicken Panini (H)
Healthy Italian Wrap (H / GF in a gluten-free wrap)
Roasted Veggie Panini (V / H)
*Marinated Prime Panini
*Ahi Tuna Wrap (H / GF in a gluten-free wrap)
Cajun Shrimp Wrap (H / GF in a gluten free wrap)
Buffalo Soldier Wrap
Chicken Caesar Wrap
Sides
Rice
Cole Slaw
Tater Tots
Onion Rings
Sautéed Veggies
Mac n' Cheese
Waffle Fries
Loaded Tater Tots
Sweet Potato Fries
Mashed Potatoes
GF = Gluten-Friendly S = Spicy
V = Vegetarian H = Healthier Option
Prices subject to change without notice | Prices on menu reflect a cash discount.
Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy.
Prices do not include New York State Sales Tax
*Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions
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(631) 676-2323
2811 Middle Country Rd
Lake Grove, New York
Open 7 Days
Mon-Wed 12pm-12am
Thursday 12pm-1am
Friday 12pm-2am
Saturday 11am-2am
Sunday 10am-12am

