Village Idiot Pub Menu
Appetizers
Marinated Steak Tidbits
$21.00
marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
Buffalo Chicken Dip
$19.00
shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots & tortilla chips
Jumbo Hot Pretzel
$11.00
served with mustard
Fried Pickle Chips
$12.00
tempura battered pickled chips, served with honey mustard or ranch

Mozzarella Sticks
$12.00
parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara
Basket of Fries
$8.00
Stoopid Sampler
$21.00
wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with a appropriate dipping sauces
Quesadilla
$12.00
bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
Chicken Fingers
$13.00
served with honey mustard
Mini Chicken Tacos
$12.00
served with sides of sour cream & salsa, topped with shredded cheddar jack cheese

Disco Fries
$12.00
crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy
Sit-N-Spinach Dip
$19.00
an oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips
Onion Ring Tower
$12.00
served with chipotle mayo
Bodacious Tot-Tots
$15.00
tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon & fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dreaaing, served with sour cream
Veggie Quesadilla
$15.00
broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
Nachos Locos
$16.00
nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili

Irish Balls
$15.00
Cheese Quesadilla.
$12.00
Cajun Seared Tuna
$19.00
cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle
Sliders & Flatbreads
V.I.P. Sliders
$20.00
filet mignon sliders topped with provolone cheese, fresh arugual & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
Three Stooges Sliders
$18.00
mini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls
Lobster Roll Sliders
$20.00
house made lobster salad on toasted martin potato rolls

The Buffalo Flatbread
$15.00
topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & melted mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing

BBQ Chicken Sliders
$18.00
Ala Vodka Flat Bread
$16.00
Classic Margherita
$13.00
Chipotle BBQ Flat Bread
$16.00
Salads
The G.O.A.T.
$18.00
mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes & pecans topped with grilled chicken

Cobb Salad
$16.00
romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles & apple slices
Large Caesar Salad
$14.00
romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese
Large Garden Salad
$12.00
romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion
Southwest Salad
$18.00
romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion & cheddar jack cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cilantro lime vinaigrette, topped with cajun chicken
TNT Salad
$21.00
fried calamari & sliced seared tuna, tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger & sesame seeds, smothered in our thai chili sauce
Bistro Salad
$17.00
mesclun greens, fresh mozzarella & roasted red peppers, drizzled with balsamic glaze, topped with grilled chicken
Burgers
BYOB
$14.00
Marinated Burger
$18.00
covered in our signature marinade
Texas Burger
$18.00
topped with fried jalapenos, fried onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce

The Meathead
$20.00
10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onions & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
The Ace
$19.00
stacked with 5 strips of bacon
Chipotle Chicken Burger
$18.00
freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion & southwest slaw

Da Bomb Burger
$19.00
Sandwiches
American Chicken Sandwich
$17.00
breaded & fried chicken cutlet topped with American cheese & bacon on a pretzel roll
Sliced Steak Sandwich
$22.00
marinated & cooked to your liking, topped with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
Moe
$19.00
hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese with choice of gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero
Groovin Reuben
$20.00
corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye
Filet McMuff
$23.00
marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions & melted swiss cheese on an English muffin
Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich
$19.00
panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero
Sweet Chicky Sandwich
$17.00
grilled seasoned chicken, siwss cheese, bacon & crispy onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll
It's The Sh*t Sandwich
$20.00
pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
Turkey Club
$18.00
turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
Philly Cheese Steak
$20.00
sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, Melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero
Larry Po' Boy
$20.00
grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero

Curly
$18.00
grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
$14.00
VIP Chopped Cheese
$21.00
Spicy Sarno Sandwich
$19.00
Wraps & Paninis
Grilled Chicken Panini
$18.00
grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto

Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap
$18.00
lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon provolone cheese & ranch dressing
Healthy Italian Wrap
$17.00
grilled chicken, arugula, sun dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella
El Diablo Wrap
$18.00
grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce
Chicken Caesar Wrap
$17.00
grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing & parmesan cheese
Buffalo Soldier Wrap
$17.00
fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & blue cheese dressing
Ahi Tuna Wrap
$21.00
grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
Cajun Shrimp Wrap
$19.00
grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo
Tuscan Panini
$18.00
Roasted Veggie Panini
$18.00
eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, pnions, tomato & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze
Signature Dishes
Shepherd's Pie
$19.00

Idiot Francese
$22.00
chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta
Dreamy Tortellini
$23.00
tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
Mac Daddy and Cheese
$16.00
Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet
$21.00
Chimichurri Sliced Steak
$27.00
V.I.P. Pasta
$21.00
Jazzy Jambalaya
$21.00
cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice
Chicken Scarpariello
$24.00
Eggplant Parmesan
$23.00
Kidiot Menu
Kidiot Chicken Fingers
$10.25
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
Kidiot Cheeseburger
$10.25
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
Kidiot Burger
$10.25
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
Kidiot Grilled Cheese
$10.25
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
Kidiot Penne
$10.25
Kidiot Hot Dog
$10.25
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
Kidiot Mac n' Cheese
$10.25
Kid Beverage
$0.00
Desserts
Fried Oreos
$9.00
Oreo Cake
$7.50
Banana Fosters
$9.00
Fried Twinkies
$9.00
Rainbow Cake
$9.00
Tiramisu
$9.00
Gluten Free Chocolate Cake
$9.00
Manhattan Truffle
$8.00
White Chocolate Truffle
$9.00
Vanilla Ice Cream
$0.00
Cold Brew Coffee Gelato
$0.00
Strawberry Cheesecake Gelato
$0.00
Rainbow Cookie Icecream
$0.00
Raspberry Sorbet
$0.00
Brunch Food
Benny and the Lox
$17.00
Here's the Beef-Edict?
$17.00
Benny Under The Sea (And on Land)
$18.00
Waffle
$13.00
Wrapzilla
$14.00
Ricotta Be Kidding Me!
$14.00
Holy Stuffed Toast!
$13.00
Cheesy Stack Attack
$13.00
Very Important Panini
$15.00
Shrimpin' Ain't Easy
$17.00
Steak Out Wrap
$18.00
Bowl-Ful of Morning Glory
$16.00
The Monte Crisco
$16.00
The Cure-All Po' Boy
$16.00
The Bayou Bodega
$16.00
The Very Important B.E.C
$16.00
Banana 'Foster"-Tunately Delicious
$14.00
Avoca-doh! Toast
$16.00
Freaking Fries
Disco Fries
$12.00
crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy
Crinkle Cut
$7.00
Sweet Potato Fries
$8.00
Loaded Tater Tots
$9.00
Tater Tots
$8.00
Cajun Fries
$8.00
Waffle Fries
$8.00
Sweet Jesus Fries
$14.00
sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans
Blue Cheese Dream
$14.00
Important information regarding calories
Adults and youth (ages 13 and older) need an average of 2,000 calories a day. Children (ages 4 to 12) need an average of 1,500 calories a day. Individual needs may vary. For additional nutrition information, contact our restaurant.
