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  • Appetizers
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  • Sliders & Flatbreads
  • Soups
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  • Brunch Food

Village Idiot Pub Menu

  • PopularCurrent Category
  • Appetizers
  • Wings
  • Sliders & Flatbreads
  • Soups
  • Salads
  • Burgers
  • Handhelds
  • Wraps & Paninis
  • Signature Dishes
  • Kidiot Menu
  • Sides
  • Desserts
  • Brunch Food

Popular

  • The G.O.A.T..

    The G.O.A.T.

    $16.00

  • Grilled Chicken Panini.

    Grilled Chicken Panini

    $19.00

  • Nachos Locos.

    Nachos Locos

    $17.00

  • Larry Po Boy.

    Larry Po Boy

    $21.00

Appetizers

Buffalo Chicken Dip

$18.00

shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots & tortilla chips

Cajun Seared Tuna

$19.00

cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle

Chicken Fingers

$14.00

served with honey mustard

Chicken Fingers.

Marinated Steak Tidbits

$16.00

marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis

Nachos Locos

$17.00

nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili

Nachos Locos.

Quesadilla

$12.00

bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo

Sit-N-Spinach Dip

$18.00

an oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips

Stoopid Sampler

$22.00

wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with a appropriate dipping sauces

Veggie Quesadilla

$16.00

broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo

Charcuterie Board

$24.00

Featuring a selection of premium cured meats, artisan cheeses, and olives.

Fire Cracker Shrimp

$12.00

Crispy shrimp tossed in a sweet and spicy firecracker sauce.

Baked Clams

$16.00

Fresh clams topped with a savory blend of garlic, herbs and golden brown breadcrumbs, finished with lemon, and olive oil.

Disco FF

$12.00

Fried Pickles

$12.00

Pretzel

$11.00+

Mini Tacos

$13.00

Mozz Sticks

$12.00

Crinkle Cut Fries

$7.00

Wings

12 Wings

$18.00

served with blue cheese, celery & carrots

25 Wings

$32.00

served with blue cheese, celery & carrots

Idiot Bits

$17.00

served with blue cheese, celery & carrots

8 pcs Wings

$15.00

Sliders & Flatbreads

Lobster Roll Sliders

$21.00

house made lobster salad on toasted martin potato rolls

Lobster Roll Sliders.

V.I.P. Sliders

$21.00

filet mignon sliders topped with provolone cheese, fresh arugual & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls

The Buffalo Flatbread

$16.00

topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & melted mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing

The Buffalo Flatbread.

Classic Margherita

$14.00

House-made marinara, fresh mozzarella, basil, sprinkled with oregano, Parmesan, and evoo.

Ala Vodka Flat Bread

$17.00

House-made vodka sauce, breaded chicken and fresh mozzarella, topped with cherry peppers, and Parmesan.

3 Stooges Sliders

$18.00

Soups

Soup of the Day

$10.00

Chicken Noodle

$10.00

Tender chicken and noodles in a savory broth.

Fire Island Chilli

$10.00

Lobster Bisque

$14.00

Rich, creamy lobster soup with a smooth, velvety texture and deep lobster flavor.

Lobster Bisque.

French Onion Soup

$12.00

Caramelized onions in rich beef broth, topped with croutons and melted cheese.

VIP Chili

$11.00

served with nachos

Salads

Cobb Salad

$16.00

romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles & apple slices

Large Garden Salad

$12.00

romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion

Large Caesar Salad

$14.00

romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese

Large Caesar Salad.

Southwest Salad

$16.00

romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion & cheddar jack cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cilantro lime vinaigrette, topped with cajun chicken

Southwest Salad.

The G.O.A.T.

$16.00

mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes & pecans topped with grilled chicken

The G.O.A.T..

Cajun Seared Tuna

$20.00

fried calamari & sliced seared tuna, tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger & sesame seeds, smothered in our thai chili sauce

Quinoa Salad

$19.00

romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese

Burgers

BYOB

$14.00

The Ace

$20.00

The Meathead

$22.00

V.I.P Trademark Marinated Burger

$19.00

Chipotle Chicken Burger

$19.00

Freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion, and Southwest slaw.

Chipotle Chicken Burger.

Double Smash Burger

$19.00

Patties smashed to perfection with your choice of cheese.

Cowboy Burger

$20.00

Served with onion rings, jameson glaze, and pepperjack cheese.

Handhelds

American Chicken Sandwich

$18.00+

breaded & fried chicken cutlet topped with American cheese & bacon on a pretzel roll

American Chicken Sandwich.

Curly

$19.00

grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero

Filet Mcmuff

$25.00

marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions & melted swiss cheese on an English muffin

Grilled Cheese

$14.00

Groovin Rueben

$21.00

corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye

It's The Sh*t Sandwich

$20.00

pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll

Larry Po Boy

$21.00

grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero

Larry Po Boy.

Moe

$21.00

hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese with choice of gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero

Philly Cheese Steak

$22.00

sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, Melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero

Sliced Steak Sandwich

$23.00

marinated & cooked to your liking, topped with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero

Sweet Chicky Sandwich

$17.00+

grilled seasoned chicken, siwss cheese, bacon & crispy onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll

Turkey Club

$18.00

turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun

Chopped Cheese

$22.00

Freshly chopped hamburger patty, sautéed onions, American cheese, mayo, mustard and ketchup, topped with shredded lettuce, sliced tomato and thin sliced pickle chips and served on a pressed hero. All sandwiches come with a choice of crinkle cut fries or house-made potato chips. Substitute any sides starting at +2.

Buffalo Buttermilk Chicken

$19.00

Bacon, Cheddar and pickles and topped with a buffalo ranch sauce. All sandwiches come with a choice of crinkle cut fries or house-made potato chips. Substitute any sides starting at +2.

Nashville Hot Chicken

$22.00

Southern fried chicken, chipotle mayo, Nashville hot sauce, pickles and coleslaw on a brioche roll. All sandwiches come with a choice of crinkle cut fries or house-made potato chips. Substitute any sides starting at +2.

Wraps & Paninis

Ahi Tuna Wrap

$22.00

grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle

Buffalo Soldier Wrap

$19.00

fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & blue cheese dressing

Cajun Shrimp Wrap

$20.00

grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo

Chicken Caesar Wrap

$17.00

grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing & parmesan cheese

El diablo wrap

$19.00

grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce

Healthy Italian Wrap

$19.00

grilled chicken, arugula, sun dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella

Oh-hell-thy Chicken Wrap

$19.00

lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon provolone cheese & ranch dressing

Grilled Chicken Panini

$19.00

grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto

Grilled Chicken Panini.

Roasted Veggie Panini

$19.00

eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, pnions, tomato & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze

Signature Dishes

Marinated Steak Tidbits Entree

$26.00

tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce

Shrimp and Lobster Fettuccine

$28.00

chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta

Jazzy Jambalaya

$25.00

cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice

Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet

$20.00+

Parmesan style with choice of pasta.

Sultry Salmon

$29.00

Served with a Thai chili glaze, served with mashed potatoes, and veggies of the day.

Sultry Salmon.

Perfect Pork Chop

$27.00

Chop topped with pineapple chutney, and served with garlic mashed potatoes.

V.I.P. Pasta

$24.00

NY Strip

$36.00

Served with mashed potatoes and fresh veggies and in a au poivre sauce.

Crispy Chicken Breast

$28.00

Served over linguine pasta in a pesto cream sauce with arugula.

Mac Daddy and Cheese

$17.00

Macaroni smothered in a rich, creamy cheese sauce.

Mac Daddy and Cheese.

Kidiot Menu

Kid Beverage

$0.00

Kidiot Burger

$10.25+

served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots

Kidiot Cheeseburger

$10.25+

served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots

Kidiot Chicken Fingers

$10.25+

served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots

Kidiot Chicken Fingers.

Kidiot Grilled Cheese

$10.25+

served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots

Kidiot Hot Dog

$10.25+

served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots

Kidiot Mac n' Cheese

$10.25

Kidiot Penne

$10.25

Sides

Cole Slaw

$5.00

Shredded cabbage tossed in a creamy dressing.

House Chips

$5.00

Mashed Potatos with a Side of Gravy

$8.00

Rice

$5.00

Side of rice to complement any dish.

Sauteed Veggies

$7.00

A medley of vegetables sautéed as a simple side.

Desserts

Banana Fosters

$9.00

Fried Oreos

$9.00

Fried Twinkies

$9.00

Gluten Free Chocolate Cake

$9.00

Rainbow Cake

$9.00

Tiramisu

$9.00

Vanilla Ice Cream

$6.75+

Cold Brew Coffee Gelato

$14.00+

Strawberry Cheesecake Gelato

$14.00+

Rainbow Cookie Icecream

$14.00+

Raspberry Sorbet

$14.00+

Brunch Food

Sat-Sun 10 AM - 1 PM

Benny and the Lox

$17.00

Here's the Beef-Edict?

$17.00

Benny Under The Sea (And on Land)

$18.00

Waffle

$13.00

Wrapzilla

$14.00

Ricotta Be Kidding Me!

$14.00

Holy Stuffed Toast!

$13.00

Cheesy Stack Attack

$13.00

Very Important Panini

$15.00

Shrimpin' Ain't Easy

$17.00

Steak Out Wrap

$18.00

Bowl-Ful of Morning Glory

$16.00+

The Monte Crisco

$16.00+

The Cure-All Po' Boy

$16.00

The Bayou Bodega

$16.00

The Very Important B.E.C

$16.00+

Banana 'Foster"-Tunately Delicious

$14.00

Avoca-doh! Toast

$16.00

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