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  • Appetizers
  • Wings
  • Sliders & Flatbreads
  • Soups
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  • Handhelds
  • Wraps & Paninis
  • Signature Dishes
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  • Desserts
  • Brunch Food

Village Idiot Pub Menu

  • PopularCurrent Category
  • Appetizers
  • Wings
  • Sliders & Flatbreads
  • Soups
  • Salads
  • Burgers
  • Handhelds
  • Wraps & Paninis
  • Signature Dishes
  • Kidiot Menu
  • Sides
  • Desserts
  • Brunch Food

Popular

  • The G.O.A.T..

    The G.O.A.T.

    $16.00

  • Grilled Chicken Panini.

    Grilled Chicken Panini

    $19.00

  • Larry Po Boy.

    Larry Po Boy

    $21.00

  • Nachos Locos.

    Nachos Locos

    $17.00


Appetizers

Buffalo Chicken Dip

shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots & tortilla chips

$18.00

Cajun Seared Tuna

cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle

$19.00

Chicken Fingers

served with honey mustard

$14.00

Chicken Fingers.

Marinated Steak Tidbits

marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis

$16.00

Nachos Locos

nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili

$17.00

Nachos Locos.

Quesadilla

bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo

$12.00

Sit-N-Spinach Dip

an oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips

$18.00

Stoopid Sampler

wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with a appropriate dipping sauces

$22.00

Veggie Quesadilla

broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo

$16.00

Charcuterie Board

Featuring a selection of premium cured meats, artisan cheeses, and olives.

$24.00

Fire Cracker Shrimp

Crispy shrimp tossed in a sweet and spicy firecracker sauce.

$12.00

Baked Clams

Fresh clams topped with a savory blend of garlic, herbs and golden brown breadcrumbs, finished with lemon, and olive oil.

$16.00

Disco FF

$12.00

Fried Pickles

$12.00

Pretzel

$11.00+

Mini Tacos

$13.00

Mozz Sticks

$12.00

Crinkle Cut Fries

$7.00


Wings

12 Wings

served with blue cheese, celery & carrots

$18.00

25 Wings

served with blue cheese, celery & carrots

$32.00

Idiot Bits

served with blue cheese, celery & carrots

$17.00

8 pcs Wings

$15.00


Sliders & Flatbreads

Lobster Roll Sliders

house made lobster salad on toasted martin potato rolls

$21.00

Lobster Roll Sliders.

V.I.P. Sliders

filet mignon sliders topped with provolone cheese, fresh arugual & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls

$21.00

The Buffalo Flatbread

topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & melted mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing

$16.00

The Buffalo Flatbread.

Classic Margherita

House-made marinara, fresh mozzarella, basil, sprinkled with oregano, Parmesan, and evoo.

$14.00

Ala Vodka Flat Bread

House-made vodka sauce, breaded chicken and fresh mozzarella, topped with cherry peppers, and Parmesan.

$17.00

3 Stooges Sliders

$18.00


Soups

Soup of the Day

$10.00

Chicken Noodle

Tender chicken and noodles in a savory broth.

$10.00

Fire Island Chilli

$10.00

Lobster Bisque

Rich, creamy lobster soup with a smooth, velvety texture and deep lobster flavor.

$14.00

Lobster Bisque.

French Onion Soup

Caramelized onions in rich beef broth, topped with croutons and melted cheese.

$12.00

VIP Chili

served with nachos

$11.00


Salads

Cobb Salad

romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles & apple slices

$16.00

Large Garden Salad

romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion

$12.00

Large Caesar Salad

romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese

$14.00

Large Caesar Salad.

Southwest Salad

romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion & cheddar jack cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cilantro lime vinaigrette, topped with cajun chicken

$16.00

Southwest Salad.

The G.O.A.T.

mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes & pecans topped with grilled chicken

$16.00

The G.O.A.T..

Cajun Seared Tuna

fried calamari & sliced seared tuna, tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger & sesame seeds, smothered in our thai chili sauce

$20.00

Quinoa Salad

romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese

$19.00


Burgers

BYOB

$14.00

The Ace

$20.00

The Meathead

$22.00

V.I.P Trademark Marinated Burger

$19.00

Chipotle Chicken Burger

Freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion, and Southwest slaw.

$19.00

Chipotle Chicken Burger.

Double Smash Burger

Patties smashed to perfection with your choice of cheese.

$19.00

Cowboy Burger

Served with onion rings, jameson glaze, and pepperjack cheese.

$20.00


Handhelds

American Chicken Sandwich

breaded & fried chicken cutlet topped with American cheese & bacon on a pretzel roll

$18.00+

American Chicken Sandwich.

Curly

grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero

$19.00

Filet Mcmuff

marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions & melted swiss cheese on an English muffin

$25.00

Grilled Cheese

$14.00

Groovin Rueben

corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye

$21.00

It's The Sh*t Sandwich

pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll

$20.00

Larry Po Boy

grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero

$21.00

Larry Po Boy.

Moe

hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese with choice of gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero

$21.00

Philly Cheese Steak

sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, Melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero

$22.00

Sliced Steak Sandwich

marinated & cooked to your liking, topped with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero

$23.00

Sweet Chicky Sandwich

grilled seasoned chicken, siwss cheese, bacon & crispy onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll

$17.00+

Turkey Club

turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun

$18.00

Chopped Cheese

Freshly chopped hamburger patty, sautéed onions, American cheese, mayo, mustard and ketchup, topped with shredded lettuce, sliced tomato and thin sliced pickle chips and served on a pressed hero. All sandwiches come with a choice of crinkle cut fries or house-made potato chips. Substitute any sides starting at +2.

$22.00

Buffalo Buttermilk Chicken

Bacon, Cheddar and pickles and topped with a buffalo ranch sauce. All sandwiches come with a choice of crinkle cut fries or house-made potato chips. Substitute any sides starting at +2.

$19.00

Nashville Hot Chicken

Southern fried chicken, chipotle mayo, Nashville hot sauce, pickles and coleslaw on a brioche roll. All sandwiches come with a choice of crinkle cut fries or house-made potato chips. Substitute any sides starting at +2.

$22.00


Wraps & Paninis

Ahi Tuna Wrap

grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle

$22.00

Buffalo Soldier Wrap

fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & blue cheese dressing

$19.00

Cajun Shrimp Wrap

grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo

$20.00

Chicken Caesar Wrap

grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing & parmesan cheese

$17.00

El diablo wrap

grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce

$19.00

Healthy Italian Wrap

grilled chicken, arugula, sun dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella

$19.00

Oh-hell-thy Chicken Wrap

lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon provolone cheese & ranch dressing

$19.00

Grilled Chicken Panini

grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto

$19.00

Grilled Chicken Panini.

Roasted Veggie Panini

eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, pnions, tomato & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze

$19.00


Signature Dishes

Marinated Steak Tidbits Entree

tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce

$26.00

Shrimp and Lobster Fettuccine

chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta

$28.00

Jazzy Jambalaya

cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice

$25.00

Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet

Parmesan style with choice of pasta.

$20.00+

Sultry Salmon

Served with a Thai chili glaze, served with mashed potatoes, and veggies of the day.

$29.00

Sultry Salmon.

Perfect Pork Chop

Chop topped with pineapple chutney, and served with garlic mashed potatoes.

$27.00

V.I.P. Pasta

$24.00

NY Strip

Served with mashed potatoes and fresh veggies and in a au poivre sauce.

$36.00

Crispy Chicken Breast

Served over linguine pasta in a pesto cream sauce with arugula.

$28.00

Mac Daddy and Cheese

Macaroni smothered in a rich, creamy cheese sauce.

$17.00

Mac Daddy and Cheese.

Kidiot Menu

Kid Beverage

$0.00

Kidiot Burger

served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots

$10.25+

Kidiot Cheeseburger

served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots

$10.25+

Kidiot Chicken Fingers

served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots

$10.25+

Kidiot Chicken Fingers.

Kidiot Grilled Cheese

served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots

$10.25+

Kidiot Hot Dog

served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots

$10.25+

Kidiot Mac n' Cheese

$10.25

Kidiot Penne

$10.25


Sides

Cole Slaw

Shredded cabbage tossed in a creamy dressing.

$5.00

House Chips

$5.00

Mashed Potatos with a Side of Gravy

$8.00

Rice

Side of rice to complement any dish.

$5.00

Sauteed Veggies

A medley of vegetables sautéed as a simple side.

$7.00


Desserts

Banana Fosters

$9.00

Fried Oreos

$9.00

Fried Twinkies

$9.00

Gluten Free Chocolate Cake

$9.00

Rainbow Cake

$9.00

Tiramisu

$9.00

Vanilla Ice Cream

$6.75+

Cold Brew Coffee Gelato

$14.00+

Strawberry Cheesecake Gelato

$14.00+

Rainbow Cookie Icecream

$14.00+

Raspberry Sorbet

$14.00+


Brunch Food

Sat-Sun 10 AM - 1 PM

Benny and the Lox

$17.00

Here's the Beef-Edict?

$17.00

Benny Under The Sea (And on Land)

$18.00

Waffle

$13.00

Wrapzilla

$14.00

Ricotta Be Kidding Me!

$14.00

Holy Stuffed Toast!

$13.00

Cheesy Stack Attack

$13.00

Very Important Panini

$15.00

Shrimpin' Ain't Easy

$17.00

Steak Out Wrap

$18.00

Bowl-Ful of Morning Glory

$16.00+

The Monte Crisco

$16.00+

The Cure-All Po' Boy

$16.00

The Bayou Bodega

$16.00

The Very Important B.E.C

$16.00+

Banana 'Foster"-Tunately Delicious

$14.00

Avoca-doh! Toast

$16.00

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