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  • APPETIZERS
  • WINGS
  • SALADS
  • FREAKING FRIES
  • SOUPS
  • SLIDERS AND FLATBREADS
  • BURGERS
  • WRAPS AND PANINIS
  • SIGNATURE DISHES
  • SANDWICHES
  • KIDIOT MENU
  • SIDES
  • FARM FRESH BREAKFAST
  • BRUNCH SPECIALTIES
  • DESSERTS

Village Idiot Pub Riverhead

661 Riverside Dr, Riverhead, NY

661 Riverside Dr, Riverhead, NY

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  • PopularCurrent Category
  • APPETIZERS
  • WINGS
  • SALADS
  • FREAKING FRIES
  • SOUPS
  • SLIDERS AND FLATBREADS
  • BURGERS
  • WRAPS AND PANINIS
  • SIGNATURE DISHES
  • SANDWICHES
  • KIDIOT MENU
  • SIDES
  • FARM FRESH BREAKFAST
  • BRUNCH SPECIALTIES
  • DESSERTS

Popular

  • Grilled Chicken Panini.

    Grilled Chicken Panini

    $18.00

  • Shepherd's Pie.

    Shepherd's Pie

    $19.00

  • Texas Burger.

    Texas Burger

    $18.00

  • Mini Chicken Tacos.

    Mini Chicken Tacos

    $12.00

  • Larry Po' Boy.

    Larry Po' Boy

    $20.00

  • Nachos Locos.

    Nachos Locos

    $16.00


APPETIZERS

Mini Chicken Tacos

served with sides of sour cream & salsa, topped with shredded cheddar jack cheese

$12.00

Mini Chicken Tacos.

Chicken Fingers

served with honey mustard

$13.00

Bodacious Tot-Tots

tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon & fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dreaaing, served with sour cream

$15.00

Nachos Locos

nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili

$16.00

Nachos Locos.

Stoopid Sampler

wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with a appropriate dipping sauces

$21.00

Cajun Seared Tuna

cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle

$19.00

Onion Ring Tower

served with chipotle mayo

$12.00

Mozzarella Sticks

parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara

$12.00

Fried Pickle Chips

tempura battered pickled chips, served with honey mustard or ranch

$12.00

Fried Pickle Chips.

Quesadilla

bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo

$12.00

Veggie Quesadilla

broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo

$15.00

Buffalo Chicken Dip

shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots & tortilla chips

$19.00

Sit-N-Spinach Dip

an oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips

$19.00

Jumbo Hot Pretzel

served with mustard

$11.00+

Irish Balls

$15.00

Marinated Steak Tidbits

marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis

$21.00

Fingers/Fries

$16.00

Flatbread Pizza

$13.00


WINGS

8pcs Wings

served with blue cheese, celery & carrots

$15.00

8pcs Wings.

12 Wings

served with blue cheese, celery & carrots

$18.00

25 Wings

served with blue cheese, celery & carrots

$31.00

Idiot Bits

served with blue cheese, celery & carrots

$16.00


SALADS

Large Garden Salad

romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion

$12.00

Cobb Salad

romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles & apple slices

$17.00

Large Caesar Salad

romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese

$14.00

The G.O.A.T.

mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes & pecans topped with grilled chicken

$18.00

The G.O.A.T..

Bistro Salad

mesclun greens, fresh mozzarella & roasted red peppers, drizzled with balsamic glaze, topped with grilled chicken

$17.00


FREAKING FRIES

Crinkle Cut Fries

$7.00

Disco Fries

$11.00

Sweet Potato Fries

$8.00

Cajun Fries

$7.00

Tator Tots

$8.00

Loaded Tots

$9.00

Sweet Jesus Fries

sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans

$13.00

Blue Cheese Dream

$14.00


SOUPS

Bowl Soup of the Day

$12.00

Bowl Chicken Noodle

$9.00

French Onion Soup

$10.00

Chili

served with nachos

$11.00

cup SOD

$9.00


SLIDERS AND FLATBREADS

Three Stooges Sliders

mini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls

$18.00

V.II.P. Sliders

filet mignon sliders topped with provolone cheese, fresh arugual & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls

$20.00

BBQ Chicken Sliders

$18.00

The Classic Margherita Flatbread

$13.00


BURGERS

The Ace

stacked with 5 strips of bacon

$19.00

The Meathead

10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onions & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll

$20.00

Texas Burger

topped with fried jalapenos, fried onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce

$18.00

Texas Burger.

VIP Trademark Marinated Burger

covered in our signature marinade

$18.00

Chipotle Chicken Burger

freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion & southwest slaw

$18.00

Chipotle Chicken Burger.

BYOB

$14.00


WRAPS AND PANINIS

El Diablo Wrap

grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce

$18.00

Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap

lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon provolone cheese & ranch dressing

$18.00

Grilled Chicken Panini

grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto

$18.00

Grilled Chicken Panini.

Roasted Veggie Panini

eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, pnions, tomato & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze

$18.00

Tuscan Panini

$18.00

Ahi Tuna Wrap

grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle

$21.00

Cajun Shrimp Wrap

grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo

$19.00

Buffalo Soldier Wrap

fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & blue cheese dressing

$18.00

Healthy Italian Wrap

grilled chicken, arugula, sun dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella

$17.00

Chicken Caesar Wrap

grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing & parmesan cheese

$17.00


SIGNATURE DISHES

Shepherd's Pie

$19.00

Shepherd's Pie.

Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet

$21.00+

Mac Daddy & Cheese

$16.00

Mac Daddy & Cheese.

Chicken & Sauteed Veggies

$21.00

Steak & Sauteed Veggies

$24.00


SANDWICHES

Filet McMuff

marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions & melted swiss cheese on an English muffin

$23.00

American Chicken Sandwich

breaded & fried chicken cutlet topped with American cheese & bacon on a pretzel roll

$17.00

American Chicken Sandwich.

Sweet Chicky Sandwich

grilled seasoned chicken, siwss cheese, bacon & crispy onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll

$17.00

Sliced Steak Sandwich

marinated & cooked to your liking, topped with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero

$23.00

Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast

$15.00

Turkey Club

turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun

$18.00

Groovin Reuben

corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye

$20.00

Philly Cheese Steak

sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, Melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero

$21.00

Moe

hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese with choice of gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero

$20.00

Larry Po' Boy

grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero

$20.00

Larry Po' Boy.

Curly

grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero

$18.00

Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich

panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero

$20.00

Spicy Sarno Sandwich

$19.00

Classic BLT

bacon, lettuce & tomato on choice of toast

$15.00


KIDIOT MENU

Kidiot Chicken Fingers

served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots

$10.25+

Kidiot Grilled Cheese

served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots

$10.25+

Kidiot Mac n' Cheese

$10.25+

Kidiot Mozz Sticks

$10.25+

Kidiot Penne

$10.25+

Kidiot Sliders

served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots

$10.25+


SIDES

Rice

$5.00

Cole Slaw

$5.00

Sauteed Veggies

$7.00

Mac N' Cheese

$8.00

Mashed Potatos with a Side of Gravy

$8.00

House Chips

$4.00


FARM FRESH BREAKFAST

FAIRWAY PLATTER

$14.00+

AVOCADO TOAST

$17.00+

BISCUIT SLIDERS

$14.00+

BREAKFAST QUESADILLA

$16.00

BREAKFAST QUESADILLA.

CLASSIC BENEDICT

$15.00

BUILD YOUR OWN OMELET

$16.00


BRUNCH SPECIALTIES

STUFFED FRENCH TOAST

$14.00

SILVER DOLLAR PANCAKES

$13.00

Mr. Lucky's Tacos

$16.00

Brunch Burger

$17.00

BLT&A

$16.00


DESSERTS

2 Scoops Ice Cream

$4.00

3 Scoops Ice Cream

$5.00

Pint

$10.00

Banana Fosters

$9.00

Fried Oreos

$9.00

Fried Twinkies

$9.00

Flourless Chocolate Cake w/ Vanilla Ice Crea,

$10.00

Tiramisu

$12.00

Rainbow Cookie Cake

$10.00

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